3 definitions by Pierre Longcock
A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
by Pierre Longcock January 12, 2011
An advanced form of hybrid warfare characterized as peculiar, unorthodox and/or unanticipated, and that targets the political will of an adversary.
Idiosyncratic warfare will define conflict in the 21st century; examples include the 9/11 and Mumbai attacks.
by Pierre Longcock November 10, 2010
When a woman pleasures seven men simultaneously by performing oral, anal, and vaginal sex, along with two hand jobs and two foot jobs.
Sean: Did you hear? Steph took down the entire commander’s offense at one time!
Bret: whaaaat? Seven dudes at one time? No way?
Sean: Duuuuude! Rising Phoenix!
Bret: (Nodding approvingly) Rising Phoenix.
Bret: whaaaat? Seven dudes at one time? No way?
Sean: Duuuuude! Rising Phoenix!
Bret: (Nodding approvingly) Rising Phoenix.
by Pierre Longcock June 21, 2018