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The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.
Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.
by Pierced69 December 24, 2021
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by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
Get the Pinkindrizzle mug.To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.
I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.
by Pierced69 May 5, 2023
Get the Malheured mug.When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Salad Toss with Bacon Bit mug.A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Blow Job mug.The distance from the centerline of the nipple to the lowest point of the swing circle (arc) of a woman's breast. Units of measure are nipple Meters or nM. Boob draft affects the righting moment of the breasts when in full, synchronized swing. Too much boob draft is considered "low hanging fruit".
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
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