Pierced69's definitions

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Third Shoe

The shoe left in your ass after someone plants their foot up your ass.

Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.

by Pierced69 March 17, 2022

Yoke

The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.

Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.

by Pierced69 December 24, 2021

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

Incognito

A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.

Last night my girlfriend who's away on business was incognito with me and it felt wonderful.

by Pierced69 August 9, 2022