Pierced69's definitions

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 26, 2011

Red-Over-Red

Red-Over-Red in navigational aids is the display of two Red lights in a vertical line, visible at night which means the Captain is dead. Vessel not under command, no Commanding Officer.

When you are not under the command of anyone you are Red-Over-Red!

by Pierced69 January 7, 2022

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Scabfusion

An extremely slow blood transfusion procedure performed by picking a scab on each body and laying the bodies scab-to-scab. Potential health risks include becoming twins conjoined at the scab. It is recommended you "pick" your partner for the procedure.

I had to take three weeks vacation to accommodate my doctor recommended scabfusion.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Yoke

The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.

Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.

by Pierced69 December 24, 2021

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021