Pierced69's definitions
by Pierced69 June 9, 2021
Get the Dicklintmug. The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
Get the Licking the Spoonmug. by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
Get the Marty Feldmanmug. To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.
I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.
by Pierced69 May 5, 2023
Get the Malheuredmug. That badass, pink, meaty pussy that reminds you of two pieces of well chewed delicious pink bubblegum drizzled in cling peach juice leaving you speechless.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
Get the Pinkindrizzlemug. A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.
by Pierced69 March 20, 2022
Get the Dignitarymug. The sound you make when getting your dick sucked like you want it it sucked........on cweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit!
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
Get the Fuddin'mug.