39 definitions by Pierced69
When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
by Pierced69 November 19, 2019
A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
The classic "front" when you don't have the money for a drug deal. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a $20 sack today". Spoken in honor of the Popeye character Wimpy.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.
by Pierced69 April 21, 2021
The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021