Pierced69's definitions

Pinkindrizzle

That badass, pink, meaty pussy that reminds you of two pieces of well chewed delicious pink bubblegum drizzled in cling peach juice leaving you speechless.

Couldn't say a damn thing after she outed her pinkindrizzle, just sat and stared, dick in hand.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Malheured

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.

I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.

by Pierced69 May 5, 2023

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Stained

Tattooed, inked.

Where did you get stained bro? Down at the shop on main.

by Pierced69 October 14, 2018

Incognito

A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.

Last night my girlfriend who's away on business was incognito with me and it felt wonderful.

by Pierced69 August 9, 2022