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Yoke

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The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.
Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.
by Pierced69 December 24, 2021
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Boob Draft

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The distance from the centerline of the nipple to the lowest point of the swing circle (arc) of a woman's breast. Units of measure are nipple Meters or nM. Boob draft affects the righting moment of the breasts when in full, synchronized swing. Too much boob draft is considered "low hanging fruit".
Damn that woman has nice boob draft.
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
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FedExing

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The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.
My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
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Pinkindrizzle

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That badass, pink, meaty pussy that reminds you of two pieces of well chewed delicious pink bubblegum drizzled in cling peach juice leaving you speechless.
Couldn't say a damn thing after she outed her pinkindrizzle, just sat and stared, dick in hand.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
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Licking the Spoon

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The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
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Fuddin'

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The sound you make when getting your dick sucked like you want it it sucked........on cweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit!
I was throat deep and fuddin' like a mofo.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
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Pedophile Property

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Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.
Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.
by Pierced69 October 16, 2021
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