Pierced69's definitions

Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.

Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.

by Pierced69 October 16, 2021

Malheured

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.

I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.

by Pierced69 May 5, 2023

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Red-Over-Red

Red-Over-Red in navigational aids is the display of two Red lights in a vertical line, visible at night which means the Captain is dead. Vessel not under command, no Commanding Officer.

When you are not under the command of anyone you are Red-Over-Red!

by Pierced69 January 7, 2022

Scabfusion

An extremely slow blood transfusion procedure performed by picking a scab on each body and laying the bodies scab-to-scab. Potential health risks include becoming twins conjoined at the scab. It is recommended you "pick" your partner for the procedure.

I had to take three weeks vacation to accommodate my doctor recommended scabfusion.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022