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Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.
Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.
by Pierced69 October 16, 2021
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Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.
We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
by Pierced69 September 26, 2011
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Wimpy

The classic "front" when you don't have the money for a drug deal. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a $20 sack today". Spoken in honor of the Popeye character Wimpy.
Hey bro, can you Wimpy me a bag until Tuesday?
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Vaginal Floss

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.
That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.
by Pierced69 June 9, 2021
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