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Malheured

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.
I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.
by Pierced69 May 5, 2023
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Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Incognito

A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.
Last night my girlfriend who's away on business was incognito with me and it felt wonderful.
by Pierced69 August 9, 2022
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Transferance

The transfer or projection of thoughts, moods, feelings, pain and pleasure via the human brain by use of psychoenergetics or "the energy of the mind". Synonymous with projection of the same human abstracts. A vital part of transhumanism without which the human mind could never achieve anything beyond the third dimension.
Through transferance I was able to experience how it felt to be a butterfly or a blade of grass with a cool breeze blowing over it after a fresh cut. Amazing!
by Pierced69 August 9, 2022
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Stained

Where did you get stained bro? Down at the shop on main.
by Pierced69 October 14, 2018
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Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
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Marty Feldman

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.
My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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