Pierced69's definitions

Dignitary

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.

I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.

by Pierced69 March 20, 2022

Fuddin'

The sound you make when getting your dick sucked like you want it it sucked........on cweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit!

I was throat deep and fuddin' like a mofo.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Dick-Tac

A post blowjob breath mint.

He was pissed after I gave him a blowjob because I kissed him before eating a Dick-Tac.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.

I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Ball-Diamond-Ball

A vessel restricted in maneuvering. A vessel constrained to a navigable course to keep the vessel out of harms way.

While entering and leaving home port Ball-Diamond-Ball must be displayed to show others you must remain safe and therefore will not change course.

by Pierced69 January 7, 2022

Gynefavorologist

A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.

My gynefavorologist always appreciates a bag of blow pops at Christmas!

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Boob Draft

The distance from the centerline of the nipple to the lowest point of the swing circle (arc) of a woman's breast. Units of measure are nipple Meters or nM. Boob draft affects the righting moment of the breasts when in full, synchronized swing. Too much boob draft is considered "low hanging fruit".

Damn that woman has nice boob draft.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021