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A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
Get the Modified 5 Fingermug. A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Blow Jobmug. When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Salad Toss with Bacon Bitmug. The distance from the centerline of the nipple to the lowest point of the swing circle (arc) of a woman's breast. Units of measure are nipple Meters or nM. Boob draft affects the righting moment of the breasts when in full, synchronized swing. Too much boob draft is considered "low hanging fruit".
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
Get the Boob Draftmug. by Pierced69 September 23, 2011
Get the Supadupafupamug. A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Gynefavorologistmug. The "Second Coming" is the primary target of a gangstalking/social engineering effort. Typically an enemy target of a community, state or federal government sponsored gangstalking group or syndicate.
I am the Senior Chief, formally the "second coming" but now known as the "Chosen One". Kenny was the previous "Second Coming".
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Second Comingmug.