Pierced69's definitions

Gynefavorologist

A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.

My gynefavorologist always appreciates a bag of blow pops at Christmas!

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Boob Draft

The distance from the centerline of the nipple to the lowest point of the swing circle (arc) of a woman's breast. Units of measure are nipple Meters or nM. Boob draft affects the righting moment of the breasts when in full, synchronized swing. Too much boob draft is considered "low hanging fruit".

Damn that woman has nice boob draft.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021

Supadupafupa

An extremely large, hence supa dupa, "Fat Upper Pussy Area" found on a fat chick.

That chick had a supadupafupa. She looked like a marsupial.

by Pierced69 September 23, 2011

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021