Ball-Diamond-Ball

A vessel restricted in maneuvering. A vessel constrained to a navigable course to keep the vessel out of harms way.
While entering and leaving home port Ball-Diamond-Ball must be displayed to show others you must remain safe and therefore will not change course.
by Pierced69 January 08, 2022
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Ball-Diamond-Ball

Not under command, no Commanding Officer. A vessel restricted in maneuvering (may only navigate trusted and safe waters meaning no one has control of you, you are a good person and therefore can help others to break free of control of others. Abbreviated B-D-B. Affiliation can be shown by displaying the maritime day shape for Ball-Diamond-Ball on a window or screensaver.
I am finally Ball-Diamond-Ball and will never allow myself to be taken again by those who play mind games.
by Pierced69 January 07, 2022
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Crock Pottin'

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.
by Pierced69 November 19, 2019
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Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
by Pierced69 October 02, 2022
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 05, 2022
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FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.
My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.
by Pierced69 December 19, 2021
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Wimpy

The classic "front" when you don't have the money for a drug deal. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a $20 sack today". Spoken in honor of the Popeye character Wimpy.
Hey bro, can you Wimpy me a bag until Tuesday?
by Pierced69 October 02, 2022
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