39 definitions by Pierced69
To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.
I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.
by Pierced69 May 6, 2023
When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
by Pierced69 October 14, 2018
by Pierced69 September 22, 2011
A vessel restricted in maneuvering. A vessel constrained to a navigable course to keep the vessel out of harms way.
While entering and leaving home port Ball-Diamond-Ball must be displayed to show others you must remain safe and therefore will not change course.
by Pierced69 January 8, 2022
Not under command, no Commanding Officer. A vessel restricted in maneuvering (may only navigate trusted and safe waters meaning no one has control of you, you are a good person and therefore can help others to break free of control of others. Abbreviated B-D-B. Affiliation can be shown by displaying the maritime day shape for Ball-Diamond-Ball on a window or screensaver.
I am finally Ball-Diamond-Ball and will never allow myself to be taken again by those who play mind games.
by Pierced69 January 7, 2022
When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
by Pierced69 November 19, 2019