39 definitions by Pierced69
The sound you make when getting your dick sucked like you want it it sucked........on cweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit!
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.
by Pierced69 November 19, 2019
by Pierced69 November 19, 2019
The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.
by Pierced69 March 17, 2022
An extremely slow blood transfusion procedure performed by picking a scab on each body and laying the bodies scab-to-scab. Potential health risks include becoming twins conjoined at the scab. It is recommended you "pick" your partner for the procedure.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022