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39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020

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A pea-brain who thinks that wearing a mask in a store for 15 minutes is such a big inconvenience that they refuse to do it in order to save lives. Usually will make a scene in a store when an employee politely asks them to put a mask on.

Look at that maskhole named Karen!!!!! She's throwing a tantrum in a store because an employee is gently reminding her to put a mask on!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist March 17, 2021

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Big Mad

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.

Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

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Lamb Sauce

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Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????

by Pialinist October 27, 2020

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Stupid People

People who refuse to wear a mask in public and think iT's AlL a HoAx, even though this has been dragging on for a whole YEAR at this point.

Stupid People: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL A HOAX AND A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person with brain cells: "Who do you think you are, Karen, the CDC?????? Wear a mask or leave :)"

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

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