What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 11, 2024
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*When it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep:* Error 404: Sleep not found. Please try: finding a cure for insomnia and try again later.
by Pialinist January 16, 2021
by Pialinist January 01, 2024
Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.
by Pialinist May 03, 2023
Musician: Hey friend, are you coming to my string quartet concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!
by Pialinist October 08, 2023
A Karen who gets kicked off an airplane for not wearing a mask. Basically someone who for some reason would rather cancel their entire trip (that they spent their own time and money on) than grow up, suck it up, and just wear the darn thing for a couple hours.
Karen: *boards plane without mask on*
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Pialinist May 02, 2021
by Pialinist July 12, 2020