Definitions by Pialinist

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! by Pialinist June 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

A website that never accepts any of the definitions I try to contribute to it.

Urban Dictionary: (insert word here) was not published

Thanks for your definition of (insert word here)!
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this blog post:
(insert link here)

Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.

Thanks,

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary by Pialinist June 12, 2020

The Internet 

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

The Internet by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Mask 

Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.

Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!

Mask by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Blah Blah Blah

What you hear when you're in physics class on Zoom but instead of paying attention to said physics class, you're on your phone, since it's really easy to discreetly go on your phone during a Zoom call by hiding said phone out of your webcam view.

Me: *on my phone during class*
My teacher: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Blah Blah Blah by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Internet Friend

A friend who some adults don't approve of just because you happened to meet them online. But the adults who don't approve of internet friends don't know that these friends can change your life for the better. If you're lucky, you might get the opportunity to meet your internet friend in person, which is the best feeling ever.

The day my internet friend and I met for the first time was one of the best days of my life.

Internet Friend by Pialinist June 11, 2020

pack 'n' prac 

An event where one packs for a trip and then practices something, usually a musical instrument. Pack 'n' pracs are usually done because a musician needs to get some practice in before their trip, where they will be away from their instrument for a while.

I did a pack 'n' prac at 3am before leaving the house super early for the airport, and now the neighbors are trying to hunt me down.

pack 'n' prac by Pialinist June 11, 2020