Pialinist's definitions

Maskhole

A Karen who couldn’t give a single flying fadoodle that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and that we have to keep ourselves and others safe, and instead thinks they can declare independence from wearing a mask. Newsflash: nowhere on the constitution does it say anything about being allowed to not wear a mask during a pandemic, Karen.

It’s all because of those maskholes that this pandemic is still not over yet.

by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.

Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!

by Pialinist September 3, 2020

Blah Blah Blah

What you hear when you're in physics class on Zoom but instead of paying attention to said physics class, you're on your phone, since it's really easy to discreetly go on your phone during a Zoom call by hiding said phone out of your webcam view.

Me: *on my phone during class*
My teacher: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Karen

Someone who asks to speak to the manager and refuses to wear a mask.

Karen: Can I speak to your manager about this mask wearing policy????

by Pialinist July 10, 2020

Grade Grubbing

The action of begging your professor to round your grade up, usually done during final exam season. Usually done by people who don't actually deserve it.

Becky: Professor, can you round my 54 to a 90?
Professor: I do not round grades up. How about studying instead of grade grubbing?

by Pialinist May 1, 2023

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

It's Raw

Gordon Ramsay's favorite adjective

*Gordon Ramsay tries a piece of chocolate*
"It's RAW!!!!! That chocolate is RAW!!!!!!! R A W!!!!!!!!"

by Pialinist January 1, 2021