Pialinist's definitions

Quarantine

What you thought you had to do for only 2 weeks but actually at this point it's more like 24/7/366.

Yay!!!! I love being quarantined and stuck at home!!!!! This is the best thing ever!!!! :D

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Procrastination

Procrastination is defined as... oh wait nevermind. I'll finish this definition tomorrow.

I'll put a sentence for procrastination here tomorrow.

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Something that needs to stop this year.

Skibidi Toilet makes me lose brain cells.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Big Mad

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.

Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Happiness

Happiness is when you find out that a global pandemic did not, in fact, stop your graduation from happening, it just got pushed back a little bit to a time when hopefully said global pandemic will be all over, said, and done.

Happiness is when it's just a few weeks till your very NOT canceled graduation!!!! Take that, Miss Rona!!!!

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Retail

A job that makes you tired 24/7/365 (366 this year) because you have to put on exaggerated smiles all day and be nice to people who aren't very nice to you. You're also on your feet all day. And you don't get paid enough to deal with everything retail throws at you.

Man, working in retail has me tired 24/7/366. Karens have been bugging me all day long. I need a vacation.

by Pialinist July 10, 2024