Pialinist's definitions

Zoom

A video meeting website that seemed to have a surge in popularity when this freaking pandemic started.

I literally had no idea Zoom was even a thing until I had to do school on it.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Happiness

Happiness is when you find out that a global pandemic did not, in fact, stop your graduation from happening, it just got pushed back a little bit to a time when hopefully said global pandemic will be all over, said, and done.

Happiness is when it's just a few weeks till your very NOT canceled graduation!!!! Take that, Miss Rona!!!!

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Tchaik

A true classical musician's shorthand for Tchaikovsky. See also: Shosty

Orch dork: Hey friend, are you coming to my orchestra concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Orch dork: We are playing Tchaik 5.
Friend: What's Tchaik 5?
Orch dork: Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 in E Minor, op. 64. It's 52 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less. I'll be there!!!

by Pialinist October 8, 2023

Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 22, 2021

Food

The cure for everything in life.

Bored in quarantine? Eat food.
Got a problem in life? Eat food.

by Pialinist October 10, 2020

Doordash

The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.

That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.

by Pialinist February 9, 2022