Pialinist's definitions

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.

Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."

by Pialinist November 17, 2024

11,780

The number of hours I'm going to try to *find* in the day to get everything done.

We need more hours in the day. 24 is just not enough. So I'm going to try to *find* 11,780 more!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist January 6, 2021

24/7/365

If you use this term this year, you’re dead wrong.

Friend: I can’t wait until we don’t have to be stuck in quarantine 24/7/365. I’m literally SO over this.

Me: Did you mean: 24/7/366

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that never accepts any of the definitions I try to contribute to it.

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by Pialinist June 12, 2020

It's Raw

Gordon Ramsay's favorite adjective

*Gordon Ramsay tries a piece of chocolate*
"It's RAW!!!!! That chocolate is RAW!!!!!!! R A W!!!!!!!!"

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020