Pialinist's definitions

Flying Fadoodle

Something you don't give.

I don't give a flying fadoodle.

by Pialinist December 29, 2023

Fake News

There's a reason why Fake News and Fox News start with the same letter.

Fox News is fake news.

by Pialinist March 27, 2025

Devious Lick

An idiotic TikTok trend from 2 years ago.

Idiot: Look at this absolutely devious lick I just scored!!!!!!!!
Genius: Shut up.

by Pialinist September 1, 2023

Air Karen

A Karen who gets kicked off an airplane for not wearing a mask. Basically someone who for some reason would rather cancel their entire trip (that they spent their own time and money on) than grow up, suck it up, and just wear the darn thing for a couple hours.

Karen: *boards plane without mask on*
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Pialinist May 1, 2021

Bored

What we all are 24/7/366 because of freaking quarantine.

Okay, I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.

by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Flipping Burgers

What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.

Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...

by Pialinist September 4, 2023

Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.

Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.

by Pialinist July 5, 2020