Pialinist's definitions

Homework

Homework has a double meaning. The obvious one, which is school work that is done at home. The not-so-obvious meaning is the acronym. It stands for: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

Sorry, I can't hang out today, I got mountains of homework to do.

by Pialinist July 23, 2024

Grinch

I wouldn't touch him with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

by Pialinist December 18, 2020

Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.

Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."

by Pialinist November 17, 2024

Frat Dude

A dude, probably named something like Bryan or Chad, who drinks beer and talks about getting "chicks" 24/7/365 (366 this year). Wears nothing but Patagonia and the only words in his vocabulary are "bro" and "let's go." Lives in a house that is always a total sausage fest, except during frat parties where the aforementioned "chicks" they are constantly yapping about come to the house to get drugged by the Frat Dudes so the Frat Dudes can have their way with them.

Chad is a total Frat Dude.

by Pialinist July 16, 2024

No ♥️

What you should say in response to a Karen saying anything.

Karen: i WiLl NoT wEaR a MaSk bEcAuSe i HaVe To PrOtEcT mY fReEdOm
Sane person: No ♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Grade Grubbing

The action of begging your professor to round your grade up, usually done during final exam season. Usually done by people who don't actually deserve it.

Becky: Professor, can you round my 54 to a 90?
Professor: I do not round grades up. How about studying instead of grade grubbing?

by Pialinist May 1, 2023

pack 'n' prac

An event where one packs for a trip and then practices something, usually a musical instrument. Pack 'n' pracs are usually done because a musician needs to get some practice in before their trip, where they will be away from their instrument for a while.

I did a pack 'n' prac at 3am before leaving the house super early for the airport, and now the neighbors are trying to hunt me down.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020