Pialinist's definitions

No ♥️

What you should say in response to a Karen saying anything.

Karen: i WiLl NoT wEaR a MaSk bEcAuSe i HaVe To PrOtEcT mY fReEdOm
Sane person: No ♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

Mask

Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.

Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Code James

The thing you use for 10% off all Morphe products

Use code JAMES for 10% off!!!!!

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

Shoeist

When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

by Pialinist March 16, 2021

social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.

*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.

by Pialinist September 8, 2020

Vaxhole

An imbecile who refuses to get vaccinated for The Rona because they think tHeY’rE bEiNg InJeCtEd WiTh ChIpS, or some idiotic bullcrap along those lines.

An imbecile: I refuse to get the vaccine!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!! Why would I want to get chips injected in me?????1?1?1??1?1?1??? Also I refuse to wear a mask in a store!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!! I heard that masks are just chips in disguise!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!1!1!!! I also heard that when you practice social distancing, there is secretly an invisible chip placed in the 6 feet in between you and the other person!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!! I REFUSE to follow any of these nonsense rules!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1111

A genius: Vaxhole, maskhole, socialdistancehole.

by Pialinist March 17, 2021