Pialinist's definitions

Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Anti Masker

A Karen who can’t get their act together during a pandemic and wear a FRIGGIN mask, because “iT tAkEs AwAy My FrEeDoM”

Shut up, stop being an anti masker, and wear a FRIGGIN mask. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)

by Pialinist September 1, 2020

Lamb Sauce

Error 404: Lamb Sauce not found

Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????

by Pialinist October 27, 2020

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Happiness

Happiness is when you find out that a global pandemic did not, in fact, stop your graduation from happening, it just got pushed back a little bit to a time when hopefully said global pandemic will be all over, said, and done.

Happiness is when it's just a few weeks till your very NOT canceled graduation!!!! Take that, Miss Rona!!!!

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Maskhole

A pea-brain who thinks that wearing a mask in a store for 15 minutes is such a big inconvenience that they refuse to do it in order to save lives. Usually will make a scene in a store when an employee politely asks them to put a mask on.

Look at that maskhole named Karen!!!!! She's throwing a tantrum in a store because an employee is gently reminding her to put a mask on!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist March 17, 2021

Tchaik

A true classical musician's shorthand for Tchaikovsky. See also: Shosty

Orch dork: Hey friend, are you coming to my orchestra concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Orch dork: We are playing Tchaik 5.
Friend: What's Tchaik 5?
Orch dork: Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 in E Minor, op. 64. It's 52 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less. I'll be there!!!

by Pialinist October 8, 2023