11 definitions by Phucker

candy bar

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.

"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"

by Phucker January 14, 2007

heavy duty

The duty or act of getting with the fat friend in the group of girls we are trying to have sex that night.
Taking one for the team

Sorry Bro, looks like your on heavy duty tonite.

by Phucker January 14, 2007

shit hooks

Someones Hands, The hands of someone you don't like.

"Hey, get your shit hooks off my beers"

by Phucker January 14, 2007

frankenstien

Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.

Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frankenstien

Usually done by the homelss and hard-up broke ass smokers

I'm gonna hit the starbucks so I can roll a frankenstien.

by Phucker January 14, 2007