11 definitions by Phucker

dick puller

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

by Phucker January 14, 2007

Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 23, 2007

dumper pumper

1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex

"Check out that dumper pumper action"
"Last night I gave her the ole dumper pumper"

by Phucker January 14, 2007

pud knucker

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.

"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".

by Phucker January 16, 2007

poopie pooperton

Nickname for a meth pipe

go grap poopie pooperton so we can smoke

by Phucker January 14, 2007

scissors

A term used when asking a drug dealer for marijuana.

You got any scissors so I can cut this paper?

by Phucker January 14, 2007

skeletons

Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.

Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.

by Phucker January 14, 2007