PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Wokeism

A terminal illness

Liberalism is a mental disorder, but Wokeism a terminal illness.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 8, 2023

Kung Flu

What to call the Coronavirus when you want to offend radical leftists as payback for the stupid shit they have said and done or if you are Anti-Asian.

Despite what was initially thought, you can get the Kung Flu more than once.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2022

Washington Commies

What some people are already calling the National Capital's NFL franchise because the new name is Washington Commanders.

The Washington Commies are not a good team.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2022

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?

Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025

Unprotected Sex

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.

Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Failure

The so-called "Two Party system."

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021