PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Makeup sex

When you have sex to make up for something.

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2022

Wokeism

A terminal illness

Liberalism is a mental disorder, but Wokeism a terminal illness.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 8, 2023

Hillary Clinton

A stupid old hag that needs to shut the fuck up.

Hillary Clinton is a fucking moron, would've been an awful president and someone that should be in prison, but she is not because like the other Democrats, she controls the media.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 27, 2024

Failure

The so-called "Two Party system."

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Unprotected Sex

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.

Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Vaxist

Someone that literally forces someone to get vaccinated the other person, who does not want to get vaccinated.

Man, Bobby is not only a douchebag, he is also a Vaxist, because he forced to Laura, who does not want to be vaccinated to get vaccinated and he also told her that if he downright refuses his requirement, which he has told to many other people that something bad will happen to her, so Laura had no choice but to get vaccinated, because she obviously does not want something bad to happen to her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021