PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

TSA

Gang of lying sexual predators around the world that claim to make your flight safer but in reality will fuck you over for their own pleasure so the Government can give them more money than they would normally get.

They made their flight, but it was more difficult than it should've been because a bunch of mindless zombie TSA shitheads decided to fuck them over for no good reason.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 11, 2021

Suck my left nut

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021

slecitset

Testicles backwards

Slecitset are very stinky.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 1, 2022

Piece of shit

What just about every corrupt politician is and not even just from one party, nor from just one country.

Jordan is a piece of shit that doesn't care about anyone but himself.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Uno Reverse Card

The worst nightmare of No U

Me: Hey, look there's a zombie behind you!
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: No U
Me: Uno Reverse Card
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: Gets turned into a zombie then I kill him and the other zombie.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 8, 2024

Falcons

A bird with large talons and a historically mediocre NFL franchise that has had some success, but also the biggest choke in Super Bowl history.

Jason had a very large lead in the game he was playing and it looked like he was going to run away with it, but he choked badly, therefore he pulled off a Falcons.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021