PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

CDC

Corrupt, worthless, organization that claims to be helpful when it comes to health and safety and other crap like that, but in reality they just fuck over everyone they can when they can.

The CDC is fucking garbage and should not be taken serious.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 27, 2021

2020

Satan's favorite year despite the fact that it does not have the number 666 in it.

Fuck 2020, it can go eat a dick!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 31, 2021

Jet Fuel

Something that cannot melt steel beams, but can weaken steel beams.

Person A: Why does my water taste funny?
Person B: Because what you're drinking is actually Jet Fuel.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 6, 2021

Sex

What most of the definitions on the Urban Dictionary relate to.

Alexei: Frank and Zoey are stupid, disgusting freaks!
Josie: Why is that?
Alexei: Because all they care about is sex and sex only.
Josie: No wonder why so many people don't like them!

by PhoenixGamer34 August 18, 2021

flim

Milf backwards

She's a flim!

by PhoenixGamer34 August 30, 2021

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021