PhoenixGamer34's definitions

ISIS

A Terrorist Organization that likes to fuck goats when they don't murder, rape or blow up stuff.

Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 17, 2021

Human

The deadliest creature on Earth other than Mosquitoes.

To err is to human, to arr is to pirate.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022

Bread

One of the greatest and one of the most delicious things know to mankind

I love bread and so do many other people

by PhoenixGamer34 October 5, 2022

PETA

A lying, hypocritical pro vegan, anti meat terrorist organization that doesn't care if wild animals kill humans, but will get very upset when humans kill wild animals.

PETA can go rot in hell, as far as I am concerned.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2023

World War 3

A disastrous event that hasn't happened yet, contrary to popular belief but will happen sometime, also contrary to popular belief.

World War 3 may not be the end of human civilization, but it will certainly leave it hanging on a thread.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 8, 2021

EA Sports

A terminal disease disguised as a video game company.

EA Sports, it's really lame!

by PhoenixGamer34 March 25, 2021

Man child

Gary King

Jake is a Man child

by PhoenixGamer34 February 26, 2022