PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023

Stereotypes

Ignorant and false assumptions that many ungrateful morons say, such as:
1.All white people are racist.
2.All men are sexist.
3.All BMW drivers are assholes.
4.All Yankee fans are assholes.
5.All rich people are evil.
6.All Muslims are terrorists.
7.All people that wear glasses are nerds.
8.All Americans are ignorant.
9.All boys are stupid.
10.All girls are smart.

There are definitely many things that are more toxic than stereotypes are, but stereotypes are very toxic.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2022

Drop the Soap

What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021

Vladolf Putler

What you get when you combine Russian President Vladimir Putin with Former German Dictator Adolf Hitler.

Harold is a giant evil piece of shit, he's such a Vladolf Putler.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 9, 2022

Cunt

What "Social Justice Warriors" are and will forever be until the very last one is dead.

Zane: Did you hear about what Carol did?
Evelyn: Yeah, she sent every student in school, including us nudes.
Zane: She's such a cunt.
Evelyn: She really is, I don't understand how she gets enjoyment from doing that shit and neither does anyone else. Well, except for other people that like to do it as well.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 11, 2021

Online Dating

What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.

Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021

Molly the duck

She is one of the two normal duck villagers in Animal Crossing and she is considered by some, myself included to be the cutest villager in Animal Crossing, though she certainly has strong competition.

Molly the duck is so precious.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 23, 2022