PhoenixGamer34's definitions

Rape Pregnancy

What you will get if you don't get off scot-free or murdered after you get raped.

Miles: Did you about Emily?
Luna: What about her?
Miles: She got raped!
Luna: Oh no! Is she okay?
Miles: Yeah, she is, but she had a Rape Pregnancy.
Luna: Did she keep or abort the Baby?
Miles: She kept it
Luna: Has she given birth yet?
Miles: Yes she did
Luna: What did she have?
Miles: She had a Boy
Luna: What did she name him?
Miles: Dexter
Luna: Oh, what a nice name.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021

Ultimate Rape

When a woman gets raped, but not only does she have a dick in her a vagina, she also has one in her mouth and in her anus.

Poor Millie was a victim of Ultimate Rape, but thankfully she wasn't murdered.

by PhoenixGamer34 October 27, 2023

Wokeism

A terminal illness

Liberalism is a mental disorder, but Wokeism a terminal illness.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 8, 2023

Makeup sex

When you have sex to make up for something.

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2022

Cookies

Something that is really delicious

Even now, many people are confused why you bake cookies but you cook bacon.

by PhoenixGamer34 October 1, 2022

Mobile Game Ads

Cringey bullshit in which almost always, if not always shows what is the wrong move.

Mobile Game Ads are so fucking stupid, just like corrupt politicians are.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2022

Falcons

A bird with large talons and a historically mediocre NFL franchise that has had some success, but also the biggest choke in Super Bowl history.

Jason had a very large lead in the game he was playing and it looked like he was going to run away with it, but he choked badly, therefore he pulled off a Falcons.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021