PhilipSkovgaard's definitions

toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.

Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?

by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009

self-five

To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.

From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"

by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009

self-like

To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook. Kind of an embarrassing act.

Hey man, look at this. Tina has just added yet another self-like to one of her posts. Bitch got no friends!

by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009

WOWM

World of Warcraft-money.

Money some people would do anything and everything for!

"Hey man. Can I borrow some green? I need some WOWM!"

by PhilipSkovgaard July 29, 2009

EGOT

Philip Michael Thomas invented the phrase "EGOT", meaning "Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony", in reference to his plans for winning all four.

Man! I plan to win all awards in the EGOT. That is an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony-award.

by PhilipSkovgaard May 4, 2009

Youtube-symdrome

To write a complete description of what you just saw and share it with others through the comment-section. Often describing and citing comic-clips, pointing out the obvious and then adding a "LMAO" or "SHIT THAT IS FUNNY!". Very often clips of popular-culture, such as Simpsons, Family Guy, or current comic-movies.

"OMG! John totally has the YouTube-symdrome."

Exampels:

#1
Movie: Life
Complete-citing.

"Clude: On deck for what?
Ray: For what? that upper room nigga!!. The upppperrr roooooooooooooom". When Jeeeesuuuuuuus!!!. This is one of the top ten funniest parts of this movie."


#2
Movie: Step Brothers
Part-citing, adding a LOL.

I have 2 see this! "I never asked u, do u like guacamole?" LOL! X)


#3
Show: The Simpsons
Pointing out the obvious.

"LOL...0:28 thats a big-ass can. :)"


#4
Show: Family Guy
Part-citing, adding a LMAO.

"That's what happens man yeah thats what happens! LMAO"

by PhilipSkovgaard February 28, 2009

shakey

Neil Young.

Man, look at Shakey go. "Live Rust" is the best!

by PhilipSkovgaard November 5, 2009