Definitions by Phil Clarke

Jack in the box 

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.

I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.

Jack in the box by Phil Clarke July 6, 2015

tud

absolute crap (abbreviation of TURD)

"Your PC is a load of old tud!"

tud by Phil Clarke August 5, 2003

suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)

"would you like to suck mah baws?"

suck my balls by Phil Clarke August 4, 2003