Trump knuckle sandwich

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

Bone Appateet

Basically titty fucking

Oh, I had the best bone appateet last night.!!

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018

trumpshuffle

The Trump administration is constantly moving its cabinet members around or will fire them based upon incompetence.

The news broadcaster stated.." there's been another Trumpshuffle with his administration today"

by Petesbeeps June 08, 2017

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 02, 2017

Concave reflex

After a relationship break up, there is a caving in between the two, mend the relationship, find a solution with arguments, texts, photos, videos, swearing, leverage, until they get together. Repeating the cycle.

Margaret is having concave reflex, she just broke up with Raphael, and now she is calling him constantly.. Poor thing..

by Petesbeeps September 21, 2017

Raccoon eyes

When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.

Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

by Petesbeeps August 05, 2017