Peterson's definitions

Linford

Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.

Stop being a Linford and get your own car!

by Peterson August 28, 2003

Linford

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

by Peterson August 27, 2003

dipey

Used as an adjective to describe someone in a sour or baby-like state.
Created by Brett Dejeuner of Scarboro.

"Yo, Ffejman has been dipes since Kristina left him."
"The weather is causing me to feel dipey today."

by Peterson September 7, 2004

ski

A (drug) scale; usually of the digital variety.

"Yo Tory, where's your ski? I need to weigh up that QP."

by Peterson September 7, 2004

fish

Meat. Not.

Fish is commonly understood to be meat. It is not.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

by Peterson September 7, 2004

b0x

A term used by 31337 h4x0rs (elite hackers) to describe a computer.

"Korbin & Ruiner owned all the b0xes on Joseph Brant's network".

by Peterson September 7, 2004