Peterson's definitions

Linford

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

by Peterson August 27, 2003

Linford

Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.

Stop being a Linford and get your own car!

by Peterson August 28, 2003

dipey

Used as an adjective to describe someone in a sour or baby-like state.
Created by Brett Dejeuner of Scarboro.

"Yo, Ffejman has been dipes since Kristina left him."
"The weather is causing me to feel dipey today."

by Peterson September 7, 2004

pump her chunk

Used to instruct a male associate to copulate with his female companion.

"Fuck it if her parents are home; just pump her chunk!"

by Peterson September 7, 2004

fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.

Peterson eats fish.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

by Peterson September 7, 2004

the spot

A place which a crew frequents to log in time chilling. Often secluded in a forest or otherwise natural environment.

"Yo Ffej I'll meet you at the spot."

by Peterson September 7, 2004