Peter Adams's definitions

santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.

Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Bolivers

Noun. canine testicles

"the biggest pair of bolivers I’ve ever seen." See also spangle blisters

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

phwing

Onomatopoeic.

It's the sound that those circular things make in Pinball machines, when the ball hits them.

Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! He got the high score!

by Peter Adams January 27, 2006

Ohomph

The word that an incredibly clever person says exactly three times before and after proving somebody wrong for their apparently poor level of intellect or understanding of the English language.

Ohomph. Ohomph. Ohomph. I can't believe you thought a Rhombicosidodecahedron had 31 perpendicular sides whereas infact the only shape in the third dimension with 31 perpendicular sides is a Pseudorhombicuboctahedron! Ohomph. Ohomph. Ohomph.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

goodnacious

Goodnacious = Goodness Gracious

I first heard it used by a friend of mine called Rory from Bethnal Green, London. So all credit to him.

Guy 1: "...and it resulted in him having a prolapsed rectum."
Guy 2: "GOODNACIOUS!!"

by Peter Adams January 1, 2006

Doing the Dirty

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.

So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004