Peter Adams's definitions

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

goodnacious

Goodnacious = Goodness Gracious

I first heard it used by a friend of mine called Rory from Bethnal Green, London. So all credit to him.

Guy 1: "...and it resulted in him having a prolapsed rectum."
Guy 2: "GOODNACIOUS!!"

by Peter Adams January 1, 2006

Doing the Dirty

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.

So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

Peti

A small boy called Peter Adams.
See also: Gimp

1) Peti fullfills every woman's sexual desire.

2) In a cave somewhere, under a rock, lives Peti.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

E-bola

Electronic Tombola. As opposed to Ebola, the deadly virus.

Philip: "That guy deserves to get E-bola!"
Peter: "E-bola is electronic tombola, dumbass!"

by Peter Adams November 6, 2005

santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.

Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

phwing

Onomatopoeic.

It's the sound that those circular things make in Pinball machines, when the ball hits them.

Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! He got the high score!

by Peter Adams January 27, 2006