Peter Adams's definitions

Bolivers

Noun. canine testicles

"the biggest pair of bolivers I’ve ever seen." See also spangle blisters

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Peti

A small boy called Peter Adams.
See also: Gimp

1) Peti fullfills every woman's sexual desire.

2) In a cave somewhere, under a rock, lives Peti.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

Ohomph

The word that an incredibly clever person says exactly three times before and after proving somebody wrong for their apparently poor level of intellect or understanding of the English language.

Ohomph. Ohomph. Ohomph. I can't believe you thought a Rhombicosidodecahedron had 31 perpendicular sides whereas infact the only shape in the third dimension with 31 perpendicular sides is a Pseudorhombicuboctahedron! Ohomph. Ohomph. Ohomph.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

E-bola

Electronic Tombola. As opposed to Ebola, the deadly virus.

Philip: "That guy deserves to get E-bola!"
Peter: "E-bola is electronic tombola, dumbass!"

by Peter Adams November 6, 2005

Shite

The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!

You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Skimbleshanks

A ginger tabby alley-cat covered in curry and stuff. He is infested inside and out with every disease known to man. He meows like a bitch and growls at anything that moves. His tail always sticks up 90 degrees and shit flakes fly out his arse when he farts. His claws are like 9 inches long and make a bastard of a noise on hard ground.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.

"Keep your doors and windows locked, for Skimbleshanks is on the loose! He will turdify any white furniture or carpet in your house!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Back-scuttle

Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.

"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004