Peter's definitions

number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

by Peter December 9, 2008

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

Directional university

A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.

California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.

Job hunting with a degree from a directional university is mighty tough.

by Peter December 8, 2006

ptrsexual

to be gay from 8:30 until 3:30 on week days, and to be able to identify people you would fancy if you were gay or bisexual not during this time, but not actually fancy them.

look mum! i don't think i'm gay. im ptrsexual. i fancy rhys. mmmm. rhys.

by peter July 4, 2004

Focus

Great Dutch rock band, famous for the song "Hocus Pocus".

I went to see Focus, the other night, and they rocked. No other band can yodel like that!

by Peter July 7, 2004

Pyramid

disturbing shaped titties that belong to a girl/man named alison roche. these oddly shaped "things" pertrude from her/his chubby body in an unhumaine way. Shaped with a pyramidal form, they can blind any man with one glance.

picture 2 large egyptian pyramids stuck on a fat womans/mans body.....

DAM DUDE that girl has some ugly ass pyramids.

by peter July 15, 2004

shabambastic

A word invented to describe just how beautiful Katelyn is, because there were no other words.

Katelyn is so shabambastic that she gives me an uncontrollable wild boner.

by peter July 23, 2004