Peter's definitions

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

by Peter April 16, 2004

gulder

a roar, or extremely loud shout

Jeez, he let some gulder out of him

by peter January 4, 2005

tonk

A term of endearment between homosexuals in the american southwest, also a request for anal sex.

"Oh Derek won't you come over and tonk me tonight?"

by Peter February 24, 2005

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 8, 2004

maximilien

The sexiness of all time. The women's lover. maximum intellgince.. Power over everyone.

That guy is a maximilien

by peter March 7, 2005

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004