Peter's definitions

cuntrageous

Inifinetely outrageous, really bad situation.

A person who commits an outrageous act

1) What that guy did was cuntrageous

2) That shit was cuntrageous

by Peter August 17, 2004

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 8, 2004

Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey

by Peter November 2, 2004

Yaz

Meaning "GOOD"

I went down to John's new house, it's YAZ!

by Peter April 17, 2003

latez

Shortened term for "later"
-Meaning good bye, c ya, farewell

"Aiite im tired dawg, later"
"latez"

by peter May 16, 2004