Peter's definitions

Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey

by Peter November 2, 2004

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 8, 2004

maximilien

The sexiness of all time. The women's lover. maximum intellgince.. Power over everyone.

That guy is a maximilien

by peter March 7, 2005

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

tonk

A term of endearment between homosexuals in the american southwest, also a request for anal sex.

"Oh Derek won't you come over and tonk me tonight?"

by Peter February 24, 2005

cuntrageous

Inifinetely outrageous, really bad situation.

A person who commits an outrageous act

1) What that guy did was cuntrageous

2) That shit was cuntrageous

by Peter August 17, 2004

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004