Peter's definitions

number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

by Peter December 9, 2008

higgen

radio edit of the n word, flipped and reversed.

thats my higgen right thurr.

by Peter December 25, 2003

Phil Rizzuto

a. The Scooter
b. The coiner of the phrase: Holy Cow
c. Short italian dude always giving shout outs to the guiny nephews and nieces of every mafioso in Jersey.

Holy Cow! Congratulations to Vito and Maria Dagastino in Secaucus on their marriage last Saturday.

by Peter December 8, 2003

flashify

The flashing act that occurs when someone instant messages you... at the bottom of ur screen.. u know... the flashifying box thing..

Timothy: damn... im having seizures!! too many ppl are talking to me and all the boxes are flashifying!!

by Peter April 30, 2006

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Intronet

The Internet, so-called because of its attraction to introverts.

I spent all weekend surfing the Intronet and not talking to a single person face to face.

by Peter May 2, 2006