Peter's definitions

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

Commack

Commack is also very L.I.E.

When hanging on the Island Commack rocks.

by Peter March 20, 2005

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004

green screen

Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.

Man, I'm sure glad we got rid of those green screens.

by Peter April 15, 2004

t8tf

the eight toed freek

my friend has two toes stuck together ie hammer toes

by peter February 7, 2005

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005