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Sculick

When a guy crawls under a table and surprises an unsuspecting women with a surprise cuntlick
I'd love to give that hot bird a sculick.
by Peter November 14, 2003
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muzhiks

person from former sovjet union......??
According to them the tsar was bad, and so is the Soviet government. The only people they consider any good are those who ask nothing themselves, and give them everything gratis. Muzhiks--that's what they are!"

"Oh, I can't bear those muzhiks! I can't bear the sight of them--I'd shoot the lot!" said Burun, an inveterate townsman.

Burun's favourite amusement at the market was to go up to some villager, standing beside his cart, eyeing with distaste the town miscreants milling around him, and to ask him:

"Are you a crook?"

The villager would forget his cautiousness in his indignation.

"Eh?"

"Oh, you're a muzhik!" Burun would exclaim, laughing, unexpectedly moving with the rapidity of lightning towards the sack on the cart. "Look out, Pop!"

The villager would respond with a string of oaths, which was just what Burun wanted--he enjoyed it as the amateur of music enjoys a symphony concert.
by peter October 23, 2003
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tease

To partake in. Roughly equivalent to do or use depending on the context. Often used in the form, tease it.
"I think I'm gonna go get a sandwich."
"Tease it"

"Hey, I'm gonna go tease the Nintendo."
by Peter April 4, 2004
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Phil Lynott

Absolutely amazing musician. Born and raised in Crumlin. Formed a band that went by the name of Thin Lizzy. He had a very cool afro and was "so Irish he sometimes forgot he was black". He had a very distinct Irish Accent. he is one of the greatest musicians in the world.
"Are there any girls out there with a bit of Irish in them? Are there any girls out there, whod like a bit more Irish in them?"
by Peter August 4, 2004
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microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.
<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.
by Peter October 28, 2004
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Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.
Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.
by Peter January 31, 2005
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Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.
Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.
by Peter April 16, 2004
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