Definitions by Peteandbird
Le mons
My new gal is decidedly french- last night's adventure took me below the beltline and things only got better from there- I was met with a rather delightfully large Le mons! Hair everywere!
Le mons by Peteandbird March 5, 2026
Me-Mergency
Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.
Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.
Me-Mergency by Peteandbird January 14, 2026
swampspray
Swampspray is what you get usually in your face,or drifting up to your nostrils,when you've been superhero- sexing your girlfriend for a couple of days,switching up recieving areas,and she's on birth control. It's a rather pungent,should not have been so creative the last two days,kind of aroma that at this point is hard to escape anywhere in the room.
Wholly sheets! Well I can tell you the swampspray was rather thick this morning at my place,what was that? A three day weekend? Im glad to be at work man!
swampspray by Peteandbird November 30, 2024
hypersongriac
A hypersongriac is the person at the party that always has" The best song to play" and its" Definitely better than whats on at the time,or anytime for that matter. But the problem is. This guys got the same song...everything for 15 years,and tries to convince everyone at the party its. Fresh!!
I was dji'ng last nite a the club and here comes ole' one hit wonder with the same old request...it's really too bad,but I'm quite sure he's a hypersongriac!
hypersongriac by Peteandbird July 6, 2023
clownmeet
Clownmeet is when you realize that everyone at your place is basically living off you, can't be serious about anything,and if asked,couldn't imagine paying any rent.
Last week I woke up and looked downstairs,there were 5 nonworking idiots,just having a great time,a frickin clownmeet!
clownmeet by Peteandbird June 26, 2023
smokinbones
A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.
Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness
smokinbones by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
glandcanyon extreme
Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'
Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.
glandcanyon extreme by Peteandbird April 2, 2023