Beansmoker

A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.

Normally, I'd be all over that queen,but judging by her boyfriend,shes a total
Beansmoker

by Peteandbird October 29, 2017

smokinbones

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.

Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness

by Peteandbird April 02, 2023

Dodge caravan

Dodge caravan is what you have when you put one finger in the vagina and 4 fingers in the rear end.

" I gave that gal the dodge caravan!" Waddayah mean the dodge caravan?" Yah,you know, One up front and 4 in the rear!"

by Peteandbird July 21, 2021

Sketch22

A situation that you know is gonna go horribly wrong, but you could gain a temporary reward. But with a costly or painful price/outcome to follow. Usually sketch22 is involving stealing a buddies girl, even if it's temporay( one nighter fuckfest,in his bed would make it an even sketchier 22

So I'm planning to hook up with his girlfriend,cause he's gone to massacheusettes for the nite,but she wants me to stay over in their apartment,and that's a definitesketch22 ,plus we'd be banging out in his bed, an even sketchier 22!

by Peteandbird June 22, 2019

Zipsplat

A zipsplat is a person that arrives at yer house lookin for a free handout,food,drugs ect. They often hover near the couch.At first they seem energetic and helpful (zip)after injesting said food or drugs, the energy and or morale drops almost to an unbelievable level(splat) these people are hard to remove once rooted on your couch

Normally I'd have enough food for the week,but unfortunately my house contains three zipsplats

by Peteandbird June 13, 2019

Shotsinthedark

Pronounced, shots in the dark. meaning,whenever you have hooked up with somebody that would make it difficult to reach orgasm with the lights turned on.

So the other night I hooked up with another, these gals are not getting any prettier.I truly wish all my gals didnt turn out to be shotsinthedark!

by Peteandbird October 17, 2022

noodymagazineday

Noodymagazineday is a day when local gals come to your abode and take you shopping for adult magazines. They often try to integrate into the day,thrift store shopping. That's usually less important than noodymagazineday

Hey! Yesterday was awesome, the ladies came and took me out for a noodymagazineday, I got all my monthlys and some sextoys!

by Peteandbird April 02, 2023