Peteandbird's definitions
A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
by Peteandbird October 29, 2017
Get the Beansmokermug. Very alluring and sexy things to look at when masterbating. Certain items and pictures that are pleasing to oneself enough to cause orgasm..usually containing pornographic materials.
"Hey you mind giving me a ride home,after I pick up some duckbutter n'gravy?" "No, that's cool man,I'll buy some too, my gals been out of town for 2 days!"
by Peteandbird January 25, 2023
Get the Duckbutter n'gravymug. A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.
Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness
by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
Get the smokinbonesmug. A hypersongriac is the person at the party that always has" The best song to play" and its" Definitely better than whats on at the time,or anytime for that matter. But the problem is. This guys got the same song...everything for 15 years,and tries to convince everyone at the party its. Fresh!!
I was dji'ng last nite a the club and here comes ole' one hit wonder with the same old request...it's really too bad,but I'm quite sure he's a hypersongriac!
by Peteandbird July 6, 2023
Get the hypersongriacmug. A situation that you know is gonna go horribly wrong, but you could gain a temporary reward. But with a costly or painful price/outcome to follow. Usually sketch22 is involving stealing a buddies girl, even if it's temporay( one nighter fuckfest,in his bed would make it an even sketchier 22
So I'm planning to hook up with his girlfriend,cause he's gone to massacheusettes for the nite,but she wants me to stay over in their apartment,and that's a definitesketch22 ,plus we'd be banging out in his bed, an even sketchier 22!
by Peteandbird June 22, 2019
Get the Sketch22mug. Pronounced, shots in the dark. meaning,whenever you have hooked up with somebody that would make it difficult to reach orgasm with the lights turned on.
So the other night I hooked up with another, these gals are not getting any prettier.I truly wish all my gals didnt turn out to be shotsinthedark!
by Peteandbird October 17, 2022
Get the Shotsinthedarkmug. " I gave that gal the dodge caravan!" Waddayah mean the dodge caravan?" Yah,you know, One up front and 4 in the rear!"
by Peteandbird July 21, 2021
Get the Dodge caravanmug.