Pete's definitions

what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

by Pete September 7, 2003

Goffa

spaz spastic retard

hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)

by Pete November 24, 2003

botty boy

A homosexual male, one who likes botty.

You dress just like a botty boy!

by Pete May 13, 2005