Definitions by Pete

wanksack 

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

wanksack by Pete May 30, 2006

vomitometer 

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

vomitometer by Pete August 29, 2005

Vom Watch 

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.

Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...

Vom Watch by Pete August 29, 2005

bell end cheddar 

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

bell end cheddar by Pete May 22, 2005

fuckass 

a person being a jerk and/or making an ass of themselves. used as an insult.

Man, hes such a fuckass.

fuckass by pete May 13, 2005

botty boy 

A homosexual male, one who likes botty.

You dress just like a botty boy!

botty boy by Pete May 13, 2005

Barrow 

to fail at something that you think you are good at.
the sky a shot in football form 2feet away

you barrowed it (missing an unmisable shot in football

Barrow by pete May 13, 2005