Pete's definitions

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 4, 2004

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

by Pete February 25, 2005

woggle

A part of a seat belt in a car which the belt clip attaches too.

by Pete January 29, 2003

Mullet Girl

A cool barmaid, way better than Little Miss Grumpy Pants

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"

by Pete January 25, 2005

diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.

My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.

by Pete February 28, 2004

ktfo

Keep The Fuck Off
Used to emphasize ownership.

This notepad belongs to Walter, KTFO!

by Pete May 1, 2004

Confuzzled

A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.

The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.

by Pete February 28, 2003