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Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)
Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o
by Persephone~ June 3, 2009
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Mezzo-soprano

What most female singer are. Seriously.
If one is a soprano, they can hit A 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a full-soprano, they can hit C 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a contralto, they can hit C2 with no trouble at all.
If you can't hit any of the above notes, you are a mezzo-soprano
by Persephone~ June 5, 2009
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Alto

The second lowest female voice.
Some women are ashamed of being an alto. There's nothing wrong with it. You can just go a little lower than the rest of the chorus.
There's also rumor going about that sopranos are overly happy bubbleheads. That's true for some, but most of them are kind, down-to-earth individuals who can go just a bit higher than the rest of the chorus. You might think I'm supporting sopranos because I am one, but I'm a fair judge, because I'm both. Not mezzo, both. There's a big difference. I have all the soprano notes, and all the alto notes, and a few bass notes ;)
So, to sum it up: Being an alto is something to be proud of.
Alto: *blasts out G1*
Soprano: Wow, I can't believe you can hit that so easily and confidently. I wish I was an alto.
by Persephone~ June 7, 2009
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LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.
==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**
by Persephone~ October 19, 2009
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Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.
Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.
by Persephone~ November 30, 2009
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Republican

Most of you have it wrong.
Republicans and Democrats first apeeared (or at least as I know of) during the American Civil War, when Democrats were anti-Abolitionists (wanted slavery) and Republicans were Abolitionists (didn't want slavery). Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Since those times, Democratic and Republican qualities almost switched.
Reference: The June 1832 Riots.

Now for some of the more modern content you probably came here for:

~It's not that we're against freedom of religion, it's just that Christianity is the most common religion of the Republicans.

~The reason we want healthcare cuts is that, prepare yourself, THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS MONEY! I admit, not the best place in the world to cut money from, but there you have it.

~We are against abortion because it's cruel and inhumane. Now, if we're in the case of a pregnant rape victim, there's always adoption! We don't need to kill the baby! If we're in the case of a tubal pregnancy, then it would be reasonable, since it would kill both the mother and child if carried to term.

~We think that countries should be able to take care of themselves without the use of foreign aid. But we know that isn't possible at this point in time.
I hope this definition has helped you learn that Republicans aren't your enemy.
by Persephone~ May 12, 2009
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Naked Brothers Band

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.
by Persephone~ March 25, 2009
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