Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.

Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.

by Persephone~ January 16, 2009

Persephone's Uncle

A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.

(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

Maroon

The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Maroon was doomed from the start.

by Persephone~ January 18, 2009

Thenardier

Main villain in Les Miserables. Once said to have raped little Cosette, but that was proven TRUE. (JK!~)

I feel so sorry for Cosette, I'll bet Thenardier was fat XD.

by Persephone~ February 16, 2009

Gerik

Gerard Butler and Erik Destler had a baby.

Many Phangirls love Gerik because they love GB and they love Erik...
I, on the other hand, thought to myself, "What the hell were they thinking? Gerard Butler as Erik!?", until my friend Becca persuaded me to watch the movie.

I almost melted.

I am now a Gerik fan.

XD

by Persephone~ July 15, 2009

IRS

Income
Reduction
System

The IRS took all my money.

by Persephone~ January 12, 2010

Chorus Girl

By far the hardest role in theatre. You have these confusing dances, insane upper/lower extremes, freaky costumes, frequent costume changes, and worst of all, you aren't even mentioned in the programs.
I've been a chorus girl for six years, so I know what I'm talking about.

Hmm, in this scene, I have to do seven spins and a kick (on pointe), then here comes my own little aria of four E6's, two F2's and then another E6, all while wearing six-inch heels, a hoopskirt, a three-foot-tall wig and a corset. Oh, now I have a costume change. I now have three minutes to put on a curly wig, undo my corset, slip on an ankle-length dress two sizes too small, try to get out of these size-five heels when I'm really a size eight, and tug on some ballet slippers for the next scene. All while doing that, I hope I haven't smudged my makeup job, or my boss will kill me.
I hate being a chorus girl.

by Persephone~ July 19, 2009