Persephone~'s definitions

Gerik

Gerard Butler and Erik Destler had a baby.

Many Phangirls love Gerik because they love GB and they love Erik...
I, on the other hand, thought to myself, "What the hell were they thinking? Gerard Butler as Erik!?", until my friend Becca persuaded me to watch the movie.

I almost melted.

I am now a Gerik fan.

XD

by Persephone~ July 14, 2009

Chorus Girl

By far the hardest role in theatre. You have these confusing dances, insane upper/lower extremes, freaky costumes, frequent costume changes, and worst of all, you aren't even mentioned in the programs.
I've been a chorus girl for six years, so I know what I'm talking about.

Hmm, in this scene, I have to do seven spins and a kick (on pointe), then here comes my own little aria of four E6's, two F2's and then another E6, all while wearing six-inch heels, a hoopskirt, a three-foot-tall wig and a corset. Oh, now I have a costume change. I now have three minutes to put on a curly wig, undo my corset, slip on an ankle-length dress two sizes too small, try to get out of these size-five heels when I'm really a size eight, and tug on some ballet slippers for the next scene. All while doing that, I hope I haven't smudged my makeup job, or my boss will kill me.
I hate being a chorus girl.

by Persephone~ July 19, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Goth

Emo to the next level.

Goth is the opposite of Max & Ruby

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Mezzo-soprano

What most female singer are. Seriously.
If one is a soprano, they can hit A 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a full-soprano, they can hit C 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a contralto, they can hit C2 with no trouble at all.

If you can't hit any of the above notes, you are a mezzo-soprano

by Persephone~ June 5, 2009

Naked Brothers Band

Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.

by Persephone~ March 25, 2009

FBI

Fucking bitches, incorporated.

I work for the FBI.

by Persephone~ January 9, 2010