Peg Leg Pete's definitions

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

gravity hammer

a weapon highly valuable in Halo 3.

another name for a penis.

Pick up that gravity hammer, it's uber.

My gravity hammer tore that bitch up.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

HST's

hot sluts with tits. a.k.a.- goddesses

Lets invite a few HST's and some triple B's over.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Plan B's

A group of girls who are not the best looking, but after a few drinks and if all else fails, they are reliable back ups to Plan A's. Usually these girls are DTF.

John: "I'm hammered."

Bill: "What happened to those hotties?"

John: "They're being sluts."

Bill: "Call up the Plan B's"

by Peg Leg Pete April 21, 2008