poopyapants

a phrase that when said rapidly with a in the form of a grade school principal can either sound like poop your pants or pull up your pants.

Student: Yo dawg, fo rizzle, it was off da chain.

Principal: Young man, poopyapants.

Student: Sorry sir.

by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

groseback

a hairstyle common among 30 to 40 year old men which consists of shaving your head bald and seeing if it grows back.

Did you get a haircut?

Yeah, I just shaved my head and I'm hopin' it groseback.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

cut it off

while peeing in public an event occurs such as a cop or pedestrian driving by, and you are forced to stop in mid-stream by squeezing the penis in order to hault the flow.

Her come the 5-0 son, hurry up and cut it off.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

suter

The act of making ridiculous exaggerations about yourself to impress others and/or one-up them.

Bill: I drank about 14 beers last night.

Joe: Ya, last night I drank 40 beers.

Steve: Man, you just got sutered.

by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 06, 2008

dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007