Peezee-Ark's definitions

Starbuck

1. A fast-food style corporate coffee chain.

2. The male of a very unusual and elusive species of deer. Alleged to have various mystical properties

1. Is this coffee from Starbucks? I thought so, it taste pretty damn good! Just like bathwater!

2. Did you hear about Josh Mallone's hunting trip? He shot this starbuck with a .22, but the bullet just bounced straigh off its head and it ran off before disappearing into thin air like a smoke cloud!

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

bangbus

A bus filled with C4 explosives and ball bearings

"In the news today, a bangbus was driven into the Spanish embassy at Baghdad, killing six and wounding thirty seven..."

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

barfly

A species of botfly that is attracted to the scent of alcohol. Its life cycle is similar to the botfly, however, the barfly lays its egg on the skin of unconscious drunken patrons in bars and clubs. Once the maggot is hatched, it bores into the skin of the victim and develop over the course of 6 weeks while feeding on the victims flesh. It then pupates and develop into an adult in another 2 weeks, the adult then fly away. The bar fly has been known to excerbate the effects of a hangover

"Dude! Shit man, a barfly must have laid an egg on you while you were passed out! There's a maggot crawling out of your arm!"

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

issues

Particularly popular amongst teens, especially teenage males who are not emotionally happy for no particular reason. What you would have if you find yourself listening to Linkin Park or Korn constantly.

Have issue>listen to that shit>leads to more of issues>listen to more of that shit

Man, that kid's got issues! That's the fifty second time he's listened to Hybrid Theory since this morning!

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

Fugu

The flesh of the puffer fish, which is considered a delicacy in Japan. However, since puffer fish also store a potent neurotoxin (Tetrodotoxin) in its organs (but not its flesh), if not prepared properly, eating of fugu can lead to death.

"I really want to try fugu. It's a considered quite a delicacy in Japan."

"Yeah, you mean just like Hentai tentacle porn?"

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

Shihad

1. A New Zealand orignated rock band that changed their name to 'Pacifier' post-9/11 because 'Shihad' sound a bit like 'Jihad' and apparently some people are very sensitive about that.

2. Like a Jihad, but with more women involved

Well-known songs by Shihad include "My mind's sedate", "The General Electric" and "Wait & See"

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

Merovingian

Chocolate cake so good that it makes you have an orgasm eating it.

"Let's go to that restaurant where I heard they serve Merovingian for desert. I want to get me some of that!"

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003