9 definitions by Peetiewonder
A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.
Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 18, 2009
paperbag pretty is another term for a butterface.
The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.
The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.
Guy 1: Damn son, you see that girl bangin body?
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.
by Peetiewonder December 11, 2008
1. n - Underwear which is extremely small or tight fitting especially to the crotch reigion.
2. n - Nut huggers, witey tighties, itty bitty draws, banana hammoks, or bikinis.
3. n - That which any man should not wear in public.
2. n - Nut huggers, witey tighties, itty bitty draws, banana hammoks, or bikinis.
3. n - That which any man should not wear in public.
Guy: Im wearin my dunta dunts.
Girl: Dunta dunts?
Guy: Dun-ta Duuuuuuuuuuuuunt!!!!
Girl: Ewwww... Nut huggers!
Girl: Dunta dunts?
Guy: Dun-ta Duuuuuuuuuuuuunt!!!!
Girl: Ewwww... Nut huggers!
by Peetiewonder April 29, 2005
Most Interesting Man In the World (according to Dos Equis)
"Pickup lines - there is a time and a place fore that. The time is never. You can figure out the place."
"Pickup lines - there is a time and a place fore that. The time is never. You can figure out the place."
by Peetiewonder April 24, 2009
this word is often used to describe a large quantity of some item particulary cash. The word however was ruined when MIMS (who by the way loves to ride the bolonga pony) in his wack ass song "This is Why I'm Hot" rhymed the word with drop in reference to a drop top. MIMS has the This term is used mainly by homosexuals who enjoy a gwaup in their mouth.
This is why I’m hot
Shorty see the drop
Ask me what I paid and I say yeah I paid a gwaup
And then I hit the switch that take away the top
So chicks around the way they call me cream of the crop
Shorty see the drop
Ask me what I paid and I say yeah I paid a gwaup
And then I hit the switch that take away the top
So chicks around the way they call me cream of the crop
by Peetiewonder May 15, 2007
a reasonably priced economy car designed for excellent reliability and fuel efficiency.
these vehicles are often riced out by adding obnoxious subwoofers, rims, neon, tint, and fartcans
the term can also be used in conjunction with any other model of vehicle from any other manufacturer to describe the excessive ricing of that vehicle, especially american vehicles that should never be riced.
these vehicles are often riced out by adding obnoxious subwoofers, rims, neon, tint, and fartcans
the term can also be used in conjunction with any other model of vehicle from any other manufacturer to describe the excessive ricing of that vehicle, especially american vehicles that should never be riced.
Damn look at that thing, huge ass wing, clear taillights, neon, ugly tint, big subs, and fartcans, that thing is just a regular honda civic mustang.
by Peetiewonder April 22, 2007
A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
by Peetiewonder February 5, 2007