10 definitions by Peesalot
A snorkel placed in the mouth of the first party, while a second party sits on the opened end and farts down the tube into the mouth of the first party.
by Peesalot June 21, 2018
The vaginal history of a woman. It covers how many partners she's had and how many STD'S. Similar to a carfax.
by Peesalot July 12, 2017
The vaginal history of how many partners and STD's a woman has had. And if it has been in any wrecks. Similar to CarFax.
by Peesalot July 12, 2017
I was giving this quadriplegic a stoma stuffer, she couldn't breathe right for a week. Luckily she was too busy choking to catch me in her motorized wheel chair.
by Peesalot July 13, 2017
Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.
by Peesalot July 11, 2017
by Peesalot July 18, 2017
A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.
I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.
by Peesalot July 18, 2017