Peesalot's definitions

san francisco sleeping bag

2 dicks in one condom

Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.

by Peesalot July 10, 2017

Stoma Stuffing

Fucking the stoma hole until you cum in it and choke the person to death.

Woman: Why isnt Sally at the party?

Me: I gave her a Stoma Stuffing last night. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by Peesalot July 12, 2017

Kentucky Cursive

Peeing in the snow, while writing your friends name in his moms handwriting.

After fucking Frank's mom, he wrote Frank's name in Kentucky Cursive.

by Peesalot July 12, 2017

VagFax

The vaginal history of how many partners and STD's a woman has had. And if it has been in any wrecks. Similar to CarFax.

I've heard my girlfriend has been with alot of guys. I'm gonna have to run a VagFax on her.

by Peesalot July 12, 2017

VagFax

The vaginal history of a woman. It covers how many partners she's had and how many STD'S. Similar to a carfax.

My girlfriend has been with alot of people, I'll have to run a VagFax before I sleep with her.

by Peesalot July 12, 2017

Stoma Stuffer

The act of fucking a throat stoma until you cum in it and choke the person.

I was giving this quadriplegic a stoma stuffer, she couldn't breathe right for a week. Luckily she was too busy choking to catch me in her motorized wheel chair.

by Peesalot July 15, 2017

Lap Dog

A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.

I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.

by Peesalot July 18, 2017