PeeBee's definitions

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

elevator

What you need to get from the bottom of my dick all the way to the top.

Don't worry, there's a fence around the viewing platform on the top floor to keep anyone from falling to their death.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.

I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.

by PeeBee February 23, 2004

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

7 the hard way

1. A Pat Benatar discography from 1985.
2. Getting seven inches of man meat up a virgin bung.
3. A sexual practice where a woman will do seven guys at once. In the cunt, ass, mouth, one in each hand and one in each ear.

Too bad guys can't do 7 chicks at once. Even if you could use your dick, tounge, both hands and both feet all at the same time you would only have six!

by PeeBee February 21, 2004

warm bread

A big fresh healthy shit.

Are you hungry? How about some nice warm bread?

by PeeBee February 14, 2004

elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

by PeeBee February 15, 2004