PeeBee's definitions

jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

by PeeBee October 17, 2005

elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

by PeeBee February 15, 2004

7 the hard way

1. A Pat Benatar discography from 1985.
2. Getting seven inches of man meat up a virgin bung.
3. A sexual practice where a woman will do seven guys at once. In the cunt, ass, mouth, one in each hand and one in each ear.

Too bad guys can't do 7 chicks at once. Even if you could use your dick, tounge, both hands and both feet all at the same time you would only have six!

by PeeBee February 21, 2004

necrophiliac

The desire to crack open a cold one.

Nothing beats a cold one on a hot day.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

gobbler

1. Someone who takes a lot of points in a game of Hearts and/or swallows copious amounts of semen. Accomplished gobblers can do both at the same time.

Player 1. Get ready to take a shitload of points on this hand, Gobbler!

Player 2. Get ready to take a load of spooge down your throat, Gobbler!

by PeeBee January 18, 2004