PeeBee's definitions

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

doing the wild thing

Fucking your brains out.

Hopefully with a partner. (Not the inflatable kind.)

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

blowing chunks

To vomit mass quantities of large solid material. Very unpleasant but could be worse. See example.

Barfly: "I went home totally drunk from the bar last night and started blowing chunks."
Bartender: "That happens when you're shitfaced sometimes."
Barfly: "You don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog."

by PeeBee February 11, 2004

hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

Squeal like a pig

To take it up the ol' poop chute, literally or figuratively. From the movie "Deliverance" starring Ned Beatty who gets forcibly sodomized by a backwoods redneck pig farmer.

Redneck: "Squeal like a pig, boy!"
Ned Beatty (not knowing what's about to happen): squeal. squeal. squeal.........
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

meat gag

To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.

The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.

by PeeBee January 14, 2004

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004