Pebo the german hypocrite's definitions

alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Logan potts

thicc boi

hey its Logan potts
StUcK iN tHe DoOr

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

a shape

used to describe a person with a fettish of chewing barbed wire to keep the tooth fairy out.
a shape gets its distinct nick name by having their gums look like shapes from triangles to octogons

person 1:Eww wtf happened to ur gums
person 2:im a shape
person 1:not in my house your not!

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

fapillater

a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.

hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

coomlaphant

a skinny malnourished elephant who will step on dead carcasses of his failed kids from 2006.

Person 1: "is it wrong that i have a boner right now?"
Person 2: "NO because it's coomlaphant

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018