Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 01, 2024
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Ketamine

A normally unpopular thing not thought about too often. However, Lego Yoda loves this drug. He will go to the ends of the Earth to get it and will completely and utterly fuck you up if you won’t give it to him.

People say that he’s crazy. Damn right he’a crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I don’t know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.
MMMMM! A ketamine addiction, I have. Destroying my life, it is.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 20, 2019
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Coofer

A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.
Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!
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The Inquisition

Your bitch-ass Parents.

Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.
Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop!

Fuck The Inquisition.

The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake June 02, 2019
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1) when you bust a nut so hard that the nut becomes self aware and puts in the keys your keyboard backwards thru a search engine.
2) when you're really fucking bored and you search up your keyboard letters backwards.
my niqquah fred got so bored one day that he just typed in =-0987654321`\poiuytrewq';lkjhgfdsa/.,mnbvcxz on the keyboard for no damn reason.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020
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