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A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.
by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006
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a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs
That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"
by PeaTearGriffin April 5, 2014
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Legalized prostitution taken to the extreme. You take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you'll get some.
FACT: The average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend.
PROBABILITY: It will end poorly.

I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.
by PeaTearGriffin May 12, 2005
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Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
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An electronic band composed of Nick Warren and Jody Wisternoff. Their music for the most part is trance/ambient. The Intensify and Don't Look Now albums are some of the best electronic music ever.
Turn on some Way Out West, I want to chill out.
by PeaTearGriffin November 20, 2005
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A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.
by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006
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