PeaTearGriffin's definitions

ghetto angel

A Smart Parts Impulse is referred to in the paintball world as a ghetto Angel because it has much of the performance of the higher priced Angel markers.

PeaTearGriffin's Impulse pwns j00! It will lay suppressive fire on the whole field.

by PeaTearGriffin May 1, 2005

Way Out West

An electronic band composed of Nick Warren and Jody Wisternoff. Their music for the most part is trance/ambient. The Intensify and Don't Look Now albums are some of the best electronic music ever.

Turn on some Way Out West, I want to chill out.

by PeaTearGriffin November 21, 2005

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"

by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006