PeaTearGriffin's definitions

ghetto angel

A Smart Parts Impulse is referred to in the paintball world as a ghetto Angel because it has much of the performance of the higher priced Angel markers.

PeaTearGriffin's Impulse pwns j00! It will lay suppressive fire on the whole field.

by PeaTearGriffin May 1, 2005

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.

When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.

by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006

Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.

Dharma and Greg is rubbish.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

True Romance

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.

Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.

I thought I told you to cut the fucking grass!

by PeaTearGriffin September 15, 2005