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Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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Way Out West

An electronic band composed of Nick Warren and Jody Wisternoff. Their music for the most part is trance/ambient. The Intensify and Don't Look Now albums are some of the best electronic music ever.
Turn on some Way Out West, I want to chill out.
by PeaTearGriffin November 21, 2005
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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ghetto angel

A Smart Parts Impulse is referred to in the paintball world as a ghetto Angel because it has much of the performance of the higher priced Angel markers.
PeaTearGriffin's Impulse pwns j00! It will lay suppressive fire on the whole field.
by PeaTearGriffin May 1, 2005
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True Romance

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.
Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.
by PeaTearGriffin September 15, 2005
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novell

A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.
by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006
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