PeaTearGriffin's definitions

True Romance

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.

Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.

Dharma and Greg is rubbish.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Dye

The Cadillac of paintball products. Every product Dye makes is the best product money can buy.

It is possible that you could use Dye gear for every piece of paintball equipment you could use, except for paint.

by PeaTearGriffin February 1, 2006

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

call of duty

A WWII based game. A must play game in single and multiplayer. Lots of action and intensity. Worth the money BUT:

1. A bit short, but very scripted.
2. People who play it online do nothing but bitch about players, maps and weapons.
3. Stay clear of the console ones and the PC expansion unless you REALLY want to play them.

Two years later, and Call of Duty is still the mainstay of out LANs!

by PeaTearGriffin April 25, 2005