PeaTearGriffin's definitions

ghetto angel

A Smart Parts Impulse is referred to in the paintball world as a ghetto Angel because it has much of the performance of the higher priced Angel markers.

PeaTearGriffin's Impulse pwns j00! It will lay suppressive fire on the whole field.

by PeaTearGriffin May 1, 2005

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

ESRB

Group that was VOLUNTARILY founded by game publishers to reduce the political heat generated by violent games. Does NOT mandate the sales of M rated games to minors, retailers do. The ESRB's flaw is that the panel's of reviewers who watch footage of games are almost entirely non-gamers. Also, the rating levels are a bit hipocritical if you know how to walk the line.
(Lots of violence can be had in a T rated game, but blood almost certainately guarantees a M rating. Much like the MPAA's hipocracy of rating a film R after the second "fuck" or when used to mean sex.)

Dissafected 13 year old suburban freak: I wish to buy this M rated game and I WANT IS RIGHT NOOOOW!

Clerk: Are you 17, that is the store policy?

Punk ass: FUCK THE ESRB THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!

by PeaTearGriffin March 20, 2005

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin May 23, 2006

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005