PeaTearGriffin's definitions

Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.

Dharma and Greg is rubbish.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Way Out West

An electronic band composed of Nick Warren and Jody Wisternoff. Their music for the most part is trance/ambient. The Intensify and Don't Look Now albums are some of the best electronic music ever.

Turn on some Way Out West, I want to chill out.

by PeaTearGriffin November 21, 2005

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

ghetto angel

A Smart Parts Impulse is referred to in the paintball world as a ghetto Angel because it has much of the performance of the higher priced Angel markers.

PeaTearGriffin's Impulse pwns j00! It will lay suppressive fire on the whole field.

by PeaTearGriffin May 1, 2005

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006