PeaTearGriffin's definitions

ESRB

Group that was VOLUNTARILY founded by game publishers to reduce the political heat generated by violent games. Does NOT mandate the sales of M rated games to minors, retailers do. The ESRB's flaw is that the panel's of reviewers who watch footage of games are almost entirely non-gamers. Also, the rating levels are a bit hipocritical if you know how to walk the line.
(Lots of violence can be had in a T rated game, but blood almost certainately guarantees a M rating. Much like the MPAA's hipocracy of rating a film R after the second "fuck" or when used to mean sex.)

Dissafected 13 year old suburban freak: I wish to buy this M rated game and I WANT IS RIGHT NOOOOW!

Clerk: Are you 17, that is the store policy?

Punk ass: FUCK THE ESRB THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!

by PeaTearGriffin March 20, 2005

ping

According to a poster in cs_office:

"The source of your inadequacies since 1979."

My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.

by PeaTearGriffin June 21, 2006

sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.

"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

tmp

A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.

TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.

by PeaTearGriffin March 14, 2006

xbox fanboy

Should be killed upon sight.

Fucking kill them upon sight.

by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005

Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.

Dharma and Greg is rubbish.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.

When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.

by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006