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wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.
When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005
mugGet the wag the dogmug.

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.
"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."
by PeaTearGriffin May 23, 2006
mugGet the bitch seatmug.

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.
"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."
by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005
mugGet the king cobra shitmug.

ghetto angel

A Smart Parts Impulse is referred to in the paintball world as a ghetto Angel because it has much of the performance of the higher priced Angel markers.
PeaTearGriffin's Impulse pwns j00! It will lay suppressive fire on the whole field.
by PeaTearGriffin May 1, 2005
mugGet the ghetto angelmug.

Way Out West

An electronic band composed of Nick Warren and Jody Wisternoff. Their music for the most part is trance/ambient. The Intensify and Don't Look Now albums are some of the best electronic music ever.
Turn on some Way Out West, I want to chill out.
by PeaTearGriffin November 21, 2005
mugGet the Way Out Westmug.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
mugGet the Captain Baseball Bat Boymug.

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.
"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
mugGet the roflmongermug.

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