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cathouse demon

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs
That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"
by peateargriffin May 17, 2014
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novell

A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.
by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006
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mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"
by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006
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NSDQ

Stands for "Night Stalkers Don't Quit." The official motto of the US Army 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment. They were founded after the failure of the mission to rescue the Iranian embassy hostages. Their sole purpose is to carry Special Forces teams into combat in Blackhawks, Chinooks, and Little Birds in all weather and usually under the cover of night while flying just off the ground to avoid detection. The NSDQ attitude is summed up by a passage from the Night Stalker creed: " I eagerly meet the enemy for I volunteered to be up front where the fighting is hard."
NSDQ = Night Stalkes Don't Quit
by PeaTearGriffin January 10, 2006
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Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."
Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."
by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006
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roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.
"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
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