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wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.
When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005
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standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.
For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.
by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006
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battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.
Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?
by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005
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mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"
by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006
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Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.
"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
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