PeaTearGriffin's definitions

Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.

When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.

by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006

NSDQ

Stands for "Night Stalkers Don't Quit." The official motto of the US Army 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment. They were founded after the failure of the mission to rescue the Iranian embassy hostages. Their sole purpose is to carry Special Forces teams into combat in Blackhawks, Chinooks, and Little Birds in all weather and usually under the cover of night while flying just off the ground to avoid detection. The NSDQ attitude is summed up by a passage from the Night Stalker creed: " I eagerly meet the enemy for I volunteered to be up front where the fighting is hard."

NSDQ = Night Stalkes Don't Quit

by PeaTearGriffin January 10, 2006

mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"

by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006

Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.

Dharma and Greg is rubbish.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005