PeaTearGriffin's definitions

noob school bus

A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.

Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much.

by PeaTearGriffin November 15, 2005

melodrama

Exaggerated emotion and hyperbole.

Melodrama is my life, I would die without it!

by PeaTearGriffin May 26, 2006

snake

1. A reptile that many people fear.

2. To steal something through skill or subterfuge.

1. "Oh Noes, I' afraid of snakes!"

2. John almost didn't get his diploma when he owed money to the school for a book he had returned. This was karma for that other book he snaked.

by PeaTearGriffin July 18, 2005

wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.

When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.

by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005

Dye

The Cadillac of paintball products. Every product Dye makes is the best product money can buy.

It is possible that you could use Dye gear for every piece of paintball equipment you could use, except for paint.

by PeaTearGriffin February 1, 2006

ruffles

The best kind of plain potato chips.

Ruffles are crunchy because they have the ripples on them.

Ruffles are a good potato chip to go with a lunch or a snack.

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

cathouse demon

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs

That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"

by peateargriffin May 17, 2014