PeaTearGriffin's definitions

hella skrilla

To be in posession of a large sum of money.

I roll with hella skrilla in tow, Sir Jenkins.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.

When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.

by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005

tmp

A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.

TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.

by PeaTearGriffin March 14, 2006

xbox fanboy

Should be killed upon sight.

Fucking kill them upon sight.

by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005

korea

Home of the world's largest minefield.

"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025

by PeaTearGriffin February 14, 2006

queens of the stone age

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.

I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006