PeaTearGriffin's definitions

queens of the stone age

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.

I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

tmp

A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.

TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.

by PeaTearGriffin March 14, 2006

xbox fanboy

Should be killed upon sight.

Fucking kill them upon sight.

by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.

Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005

cathouse demon

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs

That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"

by peateargriffin May 17, 2014

novell

A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.

Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.

by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006