PeaTearGriffin's definitions

wal mart

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

tmp

A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.

TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.

by PeaTearGriffin March 14, 2006

xbox fanboy

Should be killed upon sight.

Fucking kill them upon sight.

by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005

hella skrilla

To be in posession of a large sum of money.

I roll with hella skrilla in tow, Sir Jenkins.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

prom

Legalized prostitution taken to the extreme. You take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you'll get some.

FACT: The average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend.
PROBABILITY: It will end poorly.

I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.

by PeaTearGriffin May 14, 2005

snake

1. A reptile that many people fear.

2. To steal something through skill or subterfuge.

1. "Oh Noes, I' afraid of snakes!"

2. John almost didn't get his diploma when he owed money to the school for a book he had returned. This was karma for that other book he snaked.

by PeaTearGriffin July 18, 2005

melodrama

Exaggerated emotion and hyperbole.

Melodrama is my life, I would die without it!

by PeaTearGriffin May 26, 2006