Paul Della Valle's definitions

Poison Idea

A punk band from Portland Oregon that formed back in 1979 by vocalist Jerry A and guitarest Tom "Pig" Champion. Possibly the the most popular punk band of all time to come out of Portland.

Poison Idea has some great albums like "Pick Your King","Kings of Punk" and "War all the Time".

by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

Looky Loose

A gawker or rubbernecker that stairs at disasters, accidents or people in the process of misfortune. For example there is a car accident on a street and a looky loose (or looky lou) will ride by, slow down and turn thier head to check out the scene. A looky loose will also be one of those people that are always there to see fire fighters or EMTs in action when they are in thier neighborhood.

What are are looking at ya looky loose. Can't you see there are people hurt here ya dumb ass!

by Paul Della Valle August 19, 2004

Ring Rats

A word used by professional wrestlers to describe underage groupie girls that hang outside the door that leads to the dressing room or locker room. When a pro wrestler comes out from the dressing room, they scream at a very high pitch. Ring rats will try to get the attention of a pro wrestler, seeing if they can get a date.

There is a whole bunch of ring rats hanging outside the locker room tonight.

by Paul Della Valle July 2, 2004

Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004

Looky Lou

A gawker or rubbernecker that stairs at disasters, accidents or people in the process of misfortune. For example there is a car accident on a street and a looky lou (or looky loose) will ride by, slow down and turn thier head to check out the scene. A looky lou will also be one of those people that are always there to see fire fighters or EMTs in action when they are in thier neighborhood.

See all those looky lous checking out those fire fighters fighting that house fire.

by Paul Della Valle August 19, 2004

Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".

Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.

by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004