Paul Della Valle's definitions

cruster

A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.

A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".

1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.

2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.

by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

drunky

A term use to describe someone that is drunk a lot. It can also be used to call someone to thier face who is drunk at the time.

Hey drunky. Your lookin pretty hammerd.

by Paul Della Valle July 19, 2004

couch tour

Couch tour is when a person with no home manages to have a roof over thier head every night they sleep. People who do the couch tour usually will stay with a different persons place every few days to a couple of weeks, and will mooch or freeload and annoy the host; until the host tells the person to "get the fuck out". People that typically do the couch tour have multiple substance abuse issues, lack interpersonal skills and can not hold down a job.

My friends brother is an alcaholic meth tweaker, who can't hold down a job. He has no pernament address and stays with whoever will put up with him. He is constantly staying at different places, basically he is doing the couch tour.

by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

urine lobbing

To throw a cup, bottle, plastic bag or any type of container that has piss in it at somebody. Urine lobbing is quite popular at soccar games south of the Rio Grande border. Often times poor people in the balcony or upper stands will urine lob at rich people down below. Urine lobbing happens at concerts, sporting events or assholes that have a crowd of people below them.

I saw this freak at a GWAR show up in the balcony, pissing in a cup. He then threw the cup of piss at the crowd below.

by Paul Della Valle August 24, 2004

Ring Rats

A word used by professional wrestlers to describe underage groupie girls that hang outside the door that leads to the dressing room or locker room. When a pro wrestler comes out from the dressing room, they scream at a very high pitch. Ring rats will try to get the attention of a pro wrestler, seeing if they can get a date.

There is a whole bunch of ring rats hanging outside the locker room tonight.

by Paul Della Valle July 2, 2004

Looky Loose

A gawker or rubbernecker that stairs at disasters, accidents or people in the process of misfortune. For example there is a car accident on a street and a looky loose (or looky lou) will ride by, slow down and turn thier head to check out the scene. A looky loose will also be one of those people that are always there to see fire fighters or EMTs in action when they are in thier neighborhood.

What are are looking at ya looky loose. Can't you see there are people hurt here ya dumb ass!

by Paul Della Valle August 19, 2004