Paul Della Valle's definitions

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

couch tour

Couch tour is when a person with no home manages to have a roof over thier head every night they sleep. People who do the couch tour usually will stay with a different persons place every few days to a couple of weeks, and will mooch or freeload and annoy the host; until the host tells the person to "get the fuck out". People that typically do the couch tour have multiple substance abuse issues, lack interpersonal skills and can not hold down a job.

My friends brother is an alcaholic meth tweaker, who can't hold down a job. He has no pernament address and stays with whoever will put up with him. He is constantly staying at different places, basically he is doing the couch tour.

by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

Ring Rats

A word used by professional wrestlers to describe underage groupie girls that hang outside the door that leads to the dressing room or locker room. When a pro wrestler comes out from the dressing room, they scream at a very high pitch. Ring rats will try to get the attention of a pro wrestler, seeing if they can get a date.

There is a whole bunch of ring rats hanging outside the locker room tonight.

by Paul Della Valle July 2, 2004

El Duce

El Duce was the alcaholic frontman (vocalist/drummer) of the porno metal band the Mentors. His real name is Eldon Hoke and took pride in his beer gut and bathroom sense of humor. It is rumored that he was offered $50,000 by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain. El Duce was known to piss off the late Walley George and appeared on the Jerry Springer show a few months before he was run over by a train in the Las Angeles area back in April 21st 1997.

I personally met El Duce on three occasions.

by Paul Della Valle July 26, 2004

drunky

A term use to describe someone that is drunk a lot. It can also be used to call someone to thier face who is drunk at the time.

Hey drunky. Your lookin pretty hammerd.

by Paul Della Valle July 19, 2004

cruster

A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.

A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".

1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.

2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.

by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004

The Hitler Channel

Sometimes the TLC or the History Channel will have World War 2 marathon weekend or have sizable block of time during the day devoted to WW2. When that happens, there is usually a ton of stuff on Hitler or Hitler related topics. The History Channel then turns into the Hitler Channel.

I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call TLC the Hitler Channel.

by Paul Della Valle November 2, 2004