Paul Della Valle's definitions
A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.
A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".
A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".
1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.
2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.
2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.
by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004
Get the crustermug. 
Tri Met is great for getting around inside Portland city limits, but service really sucks in the suburbs of Beaverton, Tigard, Tualatin and Hillsboro. Especially if you have to commute to and from work from places like Portland to a suburb or suburb to suburb.
by Paul Della Valle June 15, 2007
Get the Tri Metmug. El Duce was the alcaholic frontman (vocalist/drummer) of the porno metal band the Mentors. His real name is Eldon Hoke and took pride in his beer gut and bathroom sense of humor. It is rumored that he was offered $50,000 by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain. El Duce was known to piss off the late Walley George and appeared on the Jerry Springer show a few months before he was run over by a train in the Las Angeles area back in April 21st 1997.
by Paul Della Valle July 26, 2004
Get the El Ducemug. A term use to describe someone that is drunk a lot. It can also be used to call someone to thier face who is drunk at the time.
by Paul Della Valle July 19, 2004
Get the drunkymug. A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".
by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004
Get the Mentorsmug. Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.
You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.
You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.
by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004
Get the Toilet Sponge.mug.