9 definitions by PattyBadFingers
A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.
Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.
I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009
The idea that females do not "go number 2".
This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.
It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.
This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.
It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.
This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
The form of a gay woman who is so manly a masculine ending is required for her usual title, lesbian.
This person will often times wear or shop for mens clothing in stores like "Casual Male XL" or "Cabela's" and wear boxers shorts instead of female underwear. They also will never wear make up and have short hair, usually a buzz cut.
A lesbio is the closest thing a female can come to a man without having a penis.
This person will often times wear or shop for mens clothing in stores like "Casual Male XL" or "Cabela's" and wear boxers shorts instead of female underwear. They also will never wear make up and have short hair, usually a buzz cut.
A lesbio is the closest thing a female can come to a man without having a penis.
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
An epidemic that swept most of North America and some of Europe on November 10th, 2009.
When Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was released there was a massive amount of high school and other students that did not attend school on November 10th and 11th (2009).
This was due to the urge to continuously play the newly released game for long amounts of time, with little to no rest.
Although the release has come and gone. It is not uncommon for someone from the ages of 12 to 18 to skip a day of school periodically to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. This is only lingering side effects of the Call of Duty Flu.
When Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was released there was a massive amount of high school and other students that did not attend school on November 10th and 11th (2009).
This was due to the urge to continuously play the newly released game for long amounts of time, with little to no rest.
Although the release has come and gone. It is not uncommon for someone from the ages of 12 to 18 to skip a day of school periodically to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. This is only lingering side effects of the Call of Duty Flu.
I can't hangout after school, I didn't go today because I had the Call of Duty Flu.
Mom, the only reason I didn't go to school was because I had the Call of Duty Flu!
Mom, the only reason I didn't go to school was because I had the Call of Duty Flu!
by PattyBadFingers November 12, 2009
The shortened form of "Pretty and Skinny".
Used to ironically make fun of someone who is neither Pretty, nor Skinny.
Used to ironically make fun of someone who is neither Pretty, nor Skinny.
by PattyBadFingers March 8, 2010
Stepheny Must have Bowleyed over night because I could have sworn she was 120 pounds, but now she's pushin' 250.
by PattyBadFingers October 6, 2009
When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.
This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.
The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.
The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010