Mexican Shower

A quick spraying of a cheap cologne or a fast swipe of deodorant to mask the smell of one's body odor. Also related to a Pirate Bath.
I smelled real bad, but I didn't have time to take a real shower, so I had to take a Mexican Shower instead.

I think he just took a Mexican Shower, because as soon as I got close all I could smell was stank.
by PattyBadFingers September 30, 2009
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Stealth Hunger

A special type of hunger that sneaks up on ones self.

You will feel fine, and not hungry and all of a sudden you struck with unquenchable hunger.

It can sometimes be painful and uncomfortable, and is cured or satisfied by simply chowing down on food.
I felt fine during most of first block, not hungry at all, but at the end I got hit with Stealth Hunger and I needed to eat.

I wasn't hungry at all on the way up. But on the way back, I got hit with Stealth Hunger and had a stomach ache.
by PattyBadFingers October 06, 2009
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Smoke on the Water Drunk

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk
by PattyBadFingers March 01, 2010
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Girls don't poop

The idea that females do not "go number 2".

This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.

It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.

This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
Judi: I gotta go poop.

Pat: Nope. Girls don't poop.

Judi: What?
by PattyBadFingers March 01, 2010
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Bowley

The act of getting fat over night, while you sleep.

Relating to one's bowels.
Stepheny Must have Bowleyed over night because I could have sworn she was 120 pounds, but now she's pushin' 250.
by PattyBadFingers October 06, 2009
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Lesbio

The form of a gay woman who is so manly a masculine ending is required for her usual title, lesbian.

This person will often times wear or shop for mens clothing in stores like "Casual Male XL" or "Cabela's" and wear boxers shorts instead of female underwear. They also will never wear make up and have short hair, usually a buzz cut.

A lesbio is the closest thing a female can come to a man without having a penis.
Katherine's a total Lesbio, I saw her butt crack today when she was picking up chewing tobacco.
by PattyBadFingers March 01, 2010
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Happy Texter

A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.
Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.

I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009
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