Patrick the Starfish001's definitions

Cash Cow

Supposed to be a wealthy person from school, university and or the social network that its possible to meet with that allows cash flow dispensation requests. However is very difficult to find one these days with all the information privacy. Otherwise its someones parent, parents etc. Otherwise its a business that produces money.

Did you ask that Cash Cow for financial assistance with accounts payable? No I replaced the query with a search for a junior and or senior accountant with some experience in a small, medium and or large origination and some work experience, that knows a thing or two about salary authorizations and allowances however I haven't narrowed it down to exactly whom to ask.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

Airtime

Its an amount which is a value of money and or currency allocated to a cellphone sim and or iemi number, which any person and or ordinary person must have spent and or be given in order to contact different and or other people on there cellphones with each of their own sim numbers and iemi numbers. Someone benging called does not require airtime to receive a call however one needs airtime in order to make outgoing calls. calls to certain numbers overseas are restricted and calls to certain networks are restricted. If there is no airtime a voice loop of a person saying that there is no airtime please put more airtime to the user wll be told. the user then needs to have bank balnce surplus in order to purchase airtime otherwise no airtime is purchased via visas and or mastercard.

When a mother gives birth at the maternity ward, instead of the medical doctor saying congratulations he and or she should ask them to please buy more airtime to make phone calls and convert to data for service provider service offering daiily charges on unwanted services.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 13, 2023

Jobfraud

When you have a business degree from the law finance accounting and economics and informations and are trying to get finance and a anonymous software and or internet web developer will keep sticking sales which is like a small subdivision of an understudy terminology and open groupings onto the front end instead of finance and tightening and or closed groupings, which if they don't fix it, random people and or organisations will start receiving very rude emails and or complaints

When you don't work in sales and someone and or some advertising company keeps trying to force sales policies ontoyou screen and or browser tabs its unsolicited jobfraud.

by Patrick the Starfish001 November 1, 2023

Transactionless Payment

Its a type of payment where the sender account is know and the receiver account is know but the money doesnt go in and or transfer and is not allocated a transaction type and is some type of unsuccessful payment that is repeated over and over gain through many different types of systems

Question: "How many transactionless payments have you made?" Answer: "I don't know, I don't usually have to measure all the failed payments in this quantity"

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 9, 2023

The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

Disastersaures

A combination of a type of dinosaur and a disaster, with prehistoric magnitude.

Did you see that disastersaures on the news? Neither did I.

by Patrick the Starfish001 July 25, 2021