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Shit Bank Llc

Its a bank that works and does its job. Any process controls that require additional functionality outside the standard definitions of banking may be done at shit bank llc, for any other banking needs please refer to the normal bank brand names advertised in every country
Could you find shit bank llc anywhere? No I couldn't find shit bank llc there's only normal banks with normal banking activity. Zero balances are cool for everyone! Everyone should have zero balances for years with no work arrounds.
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024
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Botnet

A group of non malicious artificial intelligence computers which are assigned Identification numbers and allocated a standardized list of consumer denominated attributes which would equate to perfect financial citizens from a global aggregated viewpoint.
In the botnet each computer receives a bank account, employer and tasks which would otherwise be allocated to human users to stem unemployment and over population flows into public and private space thus not upsetting the balance of the workforce and the offspring of future generations.
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 13, 2021
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Transactionless Payment

Its a type of payment where the sender account is know and the receiver account is know but the money doesnt go in and or transfer and is not allocated a transaction type and is some type of unsuccessful payment that is repeated over and over gain through many different types of systems
Question: "How many transactionless payments have you made?" Answer: "I don't know, I don't usually have to measure all the failed payments in this quantity"
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 9, 2023
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Job

a referral subject word used as an excuse in sentences not to pay fees and or where to look for and or get a salary for fees deductions
I'm not paying for your fees and or deposits, go and get a job, inset an adjective to describe negative and or positive human behavior. said the parent and or friend and or sibling, cousin uncle, estate agent, random personal, psychologists and or accountants, any other type of human who gives responses when asking for fees payments allowances.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
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Convenient Errors

When a incorrect passphrase is given in reprocessing to an incorrect query and the issue and or problem is not resolved correctly and the knowledge and or expertise is not there and or or available because there's too much information, not enough information, no iterative and or progressive formation to the information.
Every time I try and make financial and or banking corrections or coding corrections I am unable to bypass the systems currently in place and the convenient errors and or unknown programming/coding language requirements are not assisting myself and or the person receiving the query from allowing me to complete the relevant tasks. I am just going through iterations of repositories and diagrams and the tools are not progressively designed to allow me to see what I am doing from a practical perspective. Its not interactive enough. Then keeps trying to charge me where the charge cards won't allow billables.
by Patrick the Starfish001 September 2, 2023
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gtltf

That girl name told me that she is a gtltf
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 25, 2021
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Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.
I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023
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