Patrick the Starfish001's definitions

Shit Bank Llc

Its a bank that works and does its job. Any process controls that require additional functionality outside the standard definitions of banking may be done at shit bank llc, for any other banking needs please refer to the normal bank brand names advertised in every country

Could you find shit bank llc anywhere? No I couldn't find shit bank llc there's only normal banks with normal banking activity. Zero balances are cool for everyone! Everyone should have zero balances for years with no work arrounds.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024

The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

Bird Brain

When a man always has women on his mind and is attracted and drawn to there conversations and interests more than being attracted to other men’s behavior and conversations.

“Don’t be such a bird brain, you’re excluding all the men.”

by Patrick the Starfish001 July 11, 2021

devalued advertisements

When an advertisement is of little and or no value to the recipient of the receiver of the advertisements.

The devalued advertisements were not worth the device they were being shown on.

by Patrick the Starfish001 October 14, 2023

Fees

Something that I and or someone has to pay before receiving services usually just for university and or school and or an excursion.

There is no mention of post graduate post employment fees payments in any of the educational programs in all 15 plus years of learning and thus has not been prepared and or planned for and now when I am supposed to have a fees tab and or fees allowance there is no one willing and or wanting to pay fees available anywhere that I know of and it then becomes a guessing game of who to ask for fees payments allowances, of which the general consensus response is the wrong answer and the fees don't get paid and then the services whatever they are do not get rendered. Its a more modern problem.

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023

Shituation

A place one finds themselves surrounded by shit people, shit living conditions, shit environment, shit offices, shit public services and shit conversations.

The shituation was not great just before and after covid-19 started.

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 21, 2021

Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.

I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023