Patrick the Starfish001's definitions

Cash Cow

Supposed to be a wealthy person from school, university and or the social network that its possible to meet with that allows cash flow dispensation requests. However is very difficult to find one these days with all the information privacy. Otherwise its someones parent, parents etc. Otherwise its a business that produces money.

Did you ask that Cash Cow for financial assistance with accounts payable? No I replaced the query with a search for a junior and or senior accountant with some experience in a small, medium and or large origination and some work experience, that knows a thing or two about salary authorizations and allowances however I haven't narrowed it down to exactly whom to ask.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

Unorthadox monetariast

Unorthadox monetariasm. The assumption that all staff/employees/business models transision smoothly through a countries organisations and or business tiers or onto the next organisation to continue the earning/work process in increaseing earning capacity without injury or and social issues without going to zero or negative. Assuming the next organisation is larger, smaller or more sustainable.

The staff member counldn't understand why their previous colleague was still unemployed years after working together at a previous company said the unorthodox monetariast. The parents of a graduate worker couldn't understand why their adult child couldnt afford their own home after working 15 different jobs said the unorthodox monatariast. The social workers and the politiciations couldnt understand why the previous worker didn't want to apply to any more jobs said the unorthadox monetariast. The ex girlfriend/potential wife of the previous employee couldn't understand why they couldnt afford to do anything and had no money said the unorthadox monaretiast. The banking system users couldn't understand why there was no current account inflows and outflow and expendature on above average qualified workers and big wigs start wondering why the economy is under performing said the unorthadox monetariast. The immigration attourney's couldn't understand why the previous employee couldn't afford the relocation costs and the salary setting burden said the unorthadox monetariast.

by Patrick the Starfish001 October 5, 2021

Airtime

Its an amount which is a value of money and or currency allocated to a cellphone sim and or iemi number, which any person and or ordinary person must have spent and or be given in order to contact different and or other people on there cellphones with each of their own sim numbers and iemi numbers. Someone benging called does not require airtime to receive a call however one needs airtime in order to make outgoing calls. calls to certain numbers overseas are restricted and calls to certain networks are restricted. If there is no airtime a voice loop of a person saying that there is no airtime please put more airtime to the user wll be told. the user then needs to have bank balnce surplus in order to purchase airtime otherwise no airtime is purchased via visas and or mastercard.

When a mother gives birth at the maternity ward, instead of the medical doctor saying congratulations he and or she should ask them to please buy more airtime to make phone calls and convert to data for service provider service offering daiily charges on unwanted services.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 13, 2023

Jobfraud

When you have a business degree from the law finance accounting and economics and informations and are trying to get finance and a anonymous software and or internet web developer will keep sticking sales which is like a small subdivision of an understudy terminology and open groupings onto the front end instead of finance and tightening and or closed groupings, which if they don't fix it, random people and or organisations will start receiving very rude emails and or complaints

When you don't work in sales and someone and or some advertising company keeps trying to force sales policies ontoyou screen and or browser tabs its unsolicited jobfraud.

by Patrick the Starfish001 November 1, 2023

Fees

Something that I and or someone has to pay before receiving services usually just for university and or school and or an excursion.

There is no mention of post graduate post employment fees payments in any of the educational programs in all 15 plus years of learning and thus has not been prepared and or planned for and now when I am supposed to have a fees tab and or fees allowance there is no one willing and or wanting to pay fees available anywhere that I know of and it then becomes a guessing game of who to ask for fees payments allowances, of which the general consensus response is the wrong answer and the fees don't get paid and then the services whatever they are do not get rendered. Its a more modern problem.

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023