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Dumb Bank

A bank that pays out money in excess of zero in large quantities and is accessible
Did you see how dumb that bank was that paid out money? No, I couldn't believe it which dumb bank was that? Fascinating
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023
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Smart bank

Apparently a smart bank doesn't pay out any money.
Did you see how smart bank didn't pay out any money? Yes, I saw that no money was paid out from smart bank.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023
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nofeesnofunding incorporated

A Large dummy corporation that is invisible keeps records of real banking and financial transactions requests from real and or supposed funding requests and offers won't release the relevant funding to an accessible banking system until fees are paid while a complimentary, local financial system through some sort of mixed thought local and or foreign government won't parse the fees allowance supplement criteria due to maturity of the relevant bank account to explore the financial receipts offered through payments and or yet to be explored fraud after payments, where its not fraud while the fees haven't been paid, where a report may only be taken seriously after money has been paid out and funds have not been received by the relevant fee payer for the financial services on offer where multiple corporations keep building little financial paywalls around the free request free receive functionality, especially for unsuspecting graduates in the post employment pre-employment law block arena with no access to anything on a redirected and or referred arguments handler application placeholder which is not equipped to render the appropriate solutions where escalations press c++ into undesirable event types. It leads to a request into a type of social network of various types of personal that have the various unlocking functions and is more of an element of appropriateness or persuasion and data presentation rather that an ask and receive functionality.
I suspect that if I had an up to date accounting system where I paid the fees and loaded all the various transactions and or suppliers of funds and made some dummy payments and transactions and purchase orders and salaries and payments to use as protective data I have a feeling that nofeesnofunding incorporated would have made and or received some accessible bank finance to use.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 10, 2023
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Pricelocked

When you need to do something and its pricelocked no matter what I do I cannot move and or change and or adjust the pricelock
When trying to edit a resume the saving function and edit functionality was pricelocked on old settings which couldn't be updated no matter what I do.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 5, 2022
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Laptop

Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.
Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023
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Airtime

Its an amount which is a value of money and or currency allocated to a cellphone sim and or iemi number, which any person and or ordinary person must have spent and or be given in order to contact different and or other people on there cellphones with each of their own sim numbers and iemi numbers. Someone benging called does not require airtime to receive a call however one needs airtime in order to make outgoing calls. calls to certain numbers overseas are restricted and calls to certain networks are restricted. If there is no airtime a voice loop of a person saying that there is no airtime please put more airtime to the user wll be told. the user then needs to have bank balnce surplus in order to purchase airtime otherwise no airtime is purchased via visas and or mastercard.
When a mother gives birth at the maternity ward, instead of the medical doctor saying congratulations he and or she should ask them to please buy more airtime to make phone calls and convert to data for service provider service offering daiily charges on unwanted services.
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 13, 2023
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Transactionless Payment

Its a type of payment where the sender account is know and the receiver account is know but the money doesnt go in and or transfer and is not allocated a transaction type and is some type of unsuccessful payment that is repeated over and over gain through many different types of systems
Question: "How many transactionless payments have you made?" Answer: "I don't know, I don't usually have to measure all the failed payments in this quantity"
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 9, 2023
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