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Smart bank

Apparently a smart bank doesn't pay out any money.
Did you see how smart bank didn't pay out any money? Yes, I saw that no money was paid out from smart bank.
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023
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Anyfriend

A person according to the internet and or the banking industry who has a sender bank account to pay fees and is the only solutions provider for requesting bank fees from where the financial compliance is not up to standard and the potential employment policies are not up to standard. If they don't have a sender bank account they have lots of money to send through up to the level of a small loan even so the bank doesnt have to do anything like create a balancing overdraft they just have to point at anyfriend and or anyfamilymember, forget ids and or personal identification registry checks, that's not important at any country
Actual: I sent a share query of what I am looking for to anyfriend and or anyfamily member asking for a bank transfer of funds to pay fees on the bank account due to some rude insert from the labour market and the responce was a referal back to the job market
Expected a bank to bank transfer of a small potion of funds from a moderately not empty bank fulled partially and or over the limits from uninterrupted working conditions to one of my empty bank accounts where the bank account arrives empty and the salaries are so low that they almost inconsequential.
by Patrick the Starfish001 November 1, 2023
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Laptop

Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.
Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023
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Scam

A parents excuse for not paying fees on my behalf, a previous and or future employers excuse for not paying fees on my behalf, a friend and or acquaintances excuse for not paying fees on my behalf
I am not paying your fees because insert wrong phrase its a scam and or its fraudulent, said the parent and or friend or uncle or bank personal and or various correspondants.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
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Unorthadox monetariast

Unorthadox monetariasm. The assumption that all staff/employees/business models transision smoothly through a countries organisations and or business tiers or onto the next organisation to continue the earning/work process in increaseing earning capacity without injury or and social issues without going to zero or negative. Assuming the next organisation is larger, smaller or more sustainable.
The staff member counldn't understand why their previous colleague was still unemployed years after working together at a previous company said the unorthodox monetariast. The parents of a graduate worker couldn't understand why their adult child couldnt afford their own home after working 15 different jobs said the unorthodox monatariast. The social workers and the politiciations couldnt understand why the previous worker didn't want to apply to any more jobs said the unorthadox monetariast. The ex girlfriend/potential wife of the previous employee couldn't understand why they couldnt afford to do anything and had no money said the unorthadox monaretiast. The banking system users couldn't understand why there was no current account inflows and outflow and expendature on above average qualified workers and big wigs start wondering why the economy is under performing said the unorthadox monetariast. The immigration attourney's couldn't understand why the previous employee couldn't afford the relocation costs and the salary setting burden said the unorthadox monetariast.
by Patrick the Starfish001 October 5, 2021
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invasivefoodnamebrands

An untrademarked and or unlabled brand name of batches of branded food product title names used to describe consumable foods that use popular and or common words and in the rare case uncommon words that find there way into you parents house cupboards and fridges and sometimes tie in with naming conventions of common spoken phrases received occasionally from previous teachers and or medical doctors and sometimes overlap with behaviors and or job titles and or other types of food products.
Did you try invasivefoodnamebrands, the cereal was not killer and the juice didn't make me concentrate more. They mostly homophones I think. Different meaning and different spelling but sound the same as something different. That cordial is definitely not phone apparatus. President feta is definitely not running an organization or a country.
by Patrick the Starfish001 October 8, 2023
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Jobfraud

When you have a business degree from the law finance accounting and economics and informations and are trying to get finance and a anonymous software and or internet web developer will keep sticking sales which is like a small subdivision of an understudy terminology and open groupings onto the front end instead of finance and tightening and or closed groupings, which if they don't fix it, random people and or organisations will start receiving very rude emails and or complaints
When you don't work in sales and someone and or some advertising company keeps trying to force sales policies ontoyou screen and or browser tabs its unsolicited jobfraud.
by Patrick the Starfish001 November 1, 2023
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