3 definitions by Parkinsons
A homonym of the popular American Idol star, this phrase describes the act of tucking one's boner into one's waistband to hide an erection. This was described in the popular movie Superbad, when Jonah Hill's character, Seth, remarks, "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
by Parkinsons July 14, 2008
A hilarious late night comedy show that aired on HBO in the mid-90s. The show's style could be described as "satirical comedy for Generation X...with Abe Lincoln jokes." It was a launching pad for the careers of David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, that gap-toothed guy from Best Week Ever that isn't Paul Scheer, and the greatest comic to ever live: John Ennis.
Plus, in this writer's experience, chicks dig Mr. Show more than chocolate and romance novels.
Plus, in this writer's experience, chicks dig Mr. Show more than chocolate and romance novels.
Frat Guy: Hey, did you see Mr. Show last night?
Sorority Chick: Did I?! That John Ennis made me laugh so hard I peed my pants!
Frat Guy: He's our generation's Tom Arnold alright! Do you wanna go to the bathroom and make some tongue children?
Cue fellatio
Sorority Chick: Did I?! That John Ennis made me laugh so hard I peed my pants!
Frat Guy: He's our generation's Tom Arnold alright! Do you wanna go to the bathroom and make some tongue children?
Cue fellatio
by Parkinsons August 13, 2008
Impeccable in every way, this canceled sitcom was the pinnacle of human achievement. Much like Van Gogh, its brilliance wasn't fully realized until after it bit the dust. Since its cancellation, Arrested Development has garnered a rabid cult following--a following that petitions, prays, and sacrifices small animals to the god Mitch Hurwitz in hopes of an Arrested Development movie.
by Parkinsons August 13, 2008