Definitions by Papa B-16

canadian heritage moments 

Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.

"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.

canadian heritage moments by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005

chum 

Canadian French for boyfriend

Ce psi con là c'est son chum

chum by Papa B-16 May 8, 2005

big smoke

Nickname of several cities, originally London's

We're heading to the Smoke.

big smoke by Papa B-16 May 8, 2005

The Smoke 

Nickname of several cities, originally London's. Short for "The Big Smoke".

We're heading for the Smoke.

The Smoke by Papa B-16 May 8, 2005