Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

wanged

What one fraternity brother might say to another fraternity brother about his date last night. Since "wang” is a common term when referring to your penis, "wanged” is what you did to your lady last night.

I really “wanged” my girlfriend last night. We both had a great time!!

by Panchoman Jr. November 14, 2006

Plug

A device that is inserted into the rectum, generally for sexual pleasure

My man used a butt plug on me last night. It was the first time I had ever had one, and it was FANTASTIC!

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

brumsky

After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”

Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.

She had never had a brumsky before. So I gave her one, and we both had a very good time with it.

by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006

penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...

For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

neuter

The most obvious definition:

Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing

Did you have a veterinarian neuter your new puppy?

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

Pole smoker

Special female "dancers" who do their "work" while hanging on to/playing with a brass pole that extends from
floor-to-ceiling, and provide an outstanding "smokin'” good, sensual, exotic performance...

That blonde with the big boobs was really a good
Pole smoker.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

p5

Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)

As I said before, P5 is the right way to go

by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006