Paige's definitions

Herpaghonasyphilaids

A ginourmous whore who is rumored to have at least one or more STD's;

"Dude i think she has Herpaghonasyphilaids, i wouldn't fuck that."

by Paige September 17, 2004

Satin

1) An utterly horrible misspelling of the word "Satan". Anyone who uses the word "satin" in any other context besides, "Oh, what lovely satin sheets you have!" should not be allowed the privilege of breathing and shout be shot, or beaten to death with a pentacle. they seem to like those a lot. (The worst part is that I've seen satan spelled with an I more than I've seen it the correct way.

2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.

1) All hail Satin! But first, I have to ask my mom if it's alright.

2) Satin: Sign of the apocalypse

by Paige March 3, 2004

marnfable

brandon matthew carrera!!!

Guy 1- Whats a marnfable?
Guy 2- brandon carrera, DUH

by paige June 20, 2006

white tee

white tees are shirts that everybody can wear and make em look clean and sharp and at the same time be simple.

The song, WHITE TEE BY FRANCHIZE

by Paige August 25, 2004

grunge femme

A style developed around 2005. A few ways to describe it: tomboy with style. Mixture of grunge and electric styles. Idealistically, if pearls match the outfit, it fits together. Started as a silent backlash to 'emo' and 'scene' labels.

Did you see that girl with the chucks and pearls? That is so grunge femme.

by Paige December 29, 2004

homework

a form of torture. a way to make kids fail in school.

"she gave us waaaay too much homework"

by Paige October 1, 2002

something corporate

Something corporate can touch anyones heart and has beautiful piano with Andrew McMahons gorgeous voice. They are so emo and that is what is so darn good about them. They can make anyone cry, they make me cry all the time. There is nothing better than an emo band with a gorgeous singer.

"The more honest i am with myself, the more people get it." - Andrew McMahon

by paige April 25, 2005