Paddy O'Mally's definitions

GCPF

Grab Collar Punch Face, a phrase that can get you out of any situation. Or make the one you're in worse.

Simply , you grab the person who's giving you trouble by the collar, punch that sunbitch in the face, and run.

OR

If people are chasing you, Start running, while your running grab someone by the collar and punch them in the face, thus plopping them senselessly on the ground making an obstacle for the people chasing you.

to be used when someone is talking shit and they need to be silenced. Or when you're fleeing for your life.
"This guy owed Jim money and wouldn't pay up, so Jim went to that motherfuckers house and GCPF'd him right in front of all his kids and his wife, took the money and dipped".

by Paddy O'Mally May 25, 2008

Cheese nip fried chicken

instead of using breadcrumbs or flour for batter to fry the chicken in,
grind cheese nips into a power and coat it in that instead.

fry till a nice golden orange/yellow colour, bake for another 20 mins till cooked and you're ready to go (Y)

How was the cheese nip fried chicken yesterday?

by Paddy O'Mally January 22, 2009

Steam

The Game client that distributes games such as Half Life 2, Counter-Strike Source, Team Fortress 2.

Steam is actually a man named Steve who lives far away in the mountains in a little cabin. He controls the steam program but he's fucking retarded thus why steam crashes so damn often. Every now and then , his but buddy, Val( Valve) comes and gives him new programs, but he's so stupid he can't really operate new programs without crashing. So he passes out all the time trying to get these programs to work. Thats why steam is a piece of shit program.

by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

You can't kill a dead man

"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.

Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.

*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*

Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*

Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!

by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008

Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.

Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic

by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009

Deer

Deer is a game type within Counter-Strike Source.

This must be played on a server where someone has full admin. The autobalance must be set to 0. Everyone except for the "Deer" Is on T, while the Deer is on CT.

The Deer is then giving 8000+ Health(Depending on the number of T's) , but can only use a knife. The T's can only use Snipers and Shotguns, not assault rifles.

Depending on the size of the map, the ratio of Terrorists to Deer should be 5:1. For every five people add 1 more deer. Best played with eerie music and with lots of people. The most common maps for this game type is Cs_Assault_2005new or aim_ag_texture_ultrafun. Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2005

Deer was fucking awesome last night

by Paddy O'Mally August 13, 2008

Xbox Natal

the full motion capture system designed for the xbox 360

Xbox Natal. It's going to make everyone who ever bought a wii want to throw it out the window. Wii is like a happymeal compared to Xbo's Natal, which is like a Big Mac. A double bacon big mac to be exact.

by Paddy O'Mally June 1, 2009