PJake's definitions

hobesity

The state of overly being a ho so much that it is hazardous to a person's health.

That man can only be described as hobese

by PJake January 3, 2004

zip it up and zip it out

A saying used to say goodbye to what is usually a caucasian business man with no knowledge of slang in order to confound and embarrass them.

George: "So that'll close off the deal? Great. You have a good weekend Dave."

Dave: "Aight man, zip it up and zip it out!"

George: "Uhh...zippity doo dah! bye bye!"

by PJake January 5, 2004

Womb of Doom

The condition in which a life is conceived within the uterus of a person who has been infected by the HIV virus.

Source: Doctor C. Coleman M.D.

John came into this world through the Womb of Doom... now he is very sick.

by PJake May 24, 2004

oh snap

An exclamation of surprise upon the learning of surprising information, be it good or bad, but usually used for good.

Jake: "Hey Zahid, they're serving pizza that was actually prepared today in lunch!"
Zahid: "Oh snap!"

by PJake January 4, 2004

H30

The chemical formula for the Homestead City Water, consisting of 2 Hydrogens, 1 Oxygen and 1 Homestygen. Known to be fatal if consumed or if it were to come in contact with the skin, hair, eyes, and virtually any part of the body imaginable. Fatal to all things, living or not.

Zahid: "That water is black?"
Terrell: "That is not water. That, my friend, is H30."

by PJake January 7, 2004

zapped

to be in a situation of great misfortune

Gabe: "I got AIDS man..."
Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!"

by PJake January 4, 2004

on the smack

A very dumb and spontaneous exclamation clarifying the time, usually occurs when good slang is on the tip of one's toungue but cannot be thought of correctly.

Jake: "Well, it's 3:30 on the smack..."
Gabe: "you mean to tell me?"

by PJake January 4, 2004