7 definitions by PEARKAY
The owner of the transportation company called the union hall and said he needed some barjsluj for his equipment.
by PEARKAY April 24, 2010
The first, short turd that is emitted, but an interruption of gas (fart) pinches it off. It is pushed off to the side by the rest of the bowel movement that follows it, in an unbroken, momentous, pile of shit. Ahhhh.....
OMG, who didn't flush? Look at this mountain of mud! It's all in a pile except that short one floating by itself. Yeah, that must be the starter log.
by PEARKAY June 2, 2010
1) A condom manufacturer announced a new line of stemware this week.
2) The young seamen approached the quarterdeck to get their liberty passes for their first night ashore in a foreign port.
The gnarly old Chief Boatswain Mate said, "All right you dumb bastards, I know you will all end up in a whorehouse and
you'll be fucked and and sucked from stem to stern! Just remember to take some of these condoms for your little stems to wear!"
They all responded in unison, "Okay Chief we got our stemware, thanks!"
2) The young seamen approached the quarterdeck to get their liberty passes for their first night ashore in a foreign port.
The gnarly old Chief Boatswain Mate said, "All right you dumb bastards, I know you will all end up in a whorehouse and
you'll be fucked and and sucked from stem to stern! Just remember to take some of these condoms for your little stems to wear!"
They all responded in unison, "Okay Chief we got our stemware, thanks!"
by PEARKAY February 23, 2014
Newspeak for Live Feed as in the live feed from the underwater camera on the oil leak in the GOM that was discovered to be an eight second loop while the camera's clock continued to show real time elapsing.
Hey, let's watch the real time camera from the BP oil leak in the Gulf Of Mexico and watch them put the cap on the leak. Oh, you mean the eight second loop?
We call that the LIE FEED!
We call that the LIE FEED!
by PEARKAY June 4, 2010
An undefined or undiagnosable illness that workers on the BP oil spill will inevitably suffer from because of their long term exposure to the toxic atmosphere that surrounds them.
Hey, did you guys hear about the growth that Neville has coming out of the side of his head? No, what's up with that? Yeah he is the first of many to suffer from a SPILLNESS!
It seems that he was working on the oil spill cleanup grew down in the Gulf and the exposure to all of fumes from the atmosphere caused it. But they aren't sure if it was that or just from eating too many Coco Puffs.
It seems that he was working on the oil spill cleanup grew down in the Gulf and the exposure to all of fumes from the atmosphere caused it. But they aren't sure if it was that or just from eating too many Coco Puffs.
by PEARKAY May 29, 2010
1)
The dangerous, cancer causing chemical that is being used to
dissolve the GOM oil spill and cause it to become one with the water that it pollutes. Corexit visually masks the oil spill from detection on the surface of the water.
2)
Corexit is also a short form (or acronym) of the two words; Corporation and Exit, as in, after the chemical Corexit is used, it enables the responsible CORporation to EXIT the area without being held financially responsible for the long term environmental damage that it causes.
The dangerous, cancer causing chemical that is being used to
dissolve the GOM oil spill and cause it to become one with the water that it pollutes. Corexit visually masks the oil spill from detection on the surface of the water.
2)
Corexit is also a short form (or acronym) of the two words; Corporation and Exit, as in, after the chemical Corexit is used, it enables the responsible CORporation to EXIT the area without being held financially responsible for the long term environmental damage that it causes.
"Holy shit, look at all of that oil in the water. What can we do?"
"Hurry up and get a drum of that chemical called corexit and pour it on the oil! " Will that 'correct it'? No, you dumb fuck, it will just hide the problem from sight and then there won't be a problem. The name stands for CORporation EXIT. Like you know, we are outta here before they find out how much fucking oil is bleeding into the sea and destroying the ecosystem." Oh, Okay.
"Hurry up and get a drum of that chemical called corexit and pour it on the oil! " Will that 'correct it'? No, you dumb fuck, it will just hide the problem from sight and then there won't be a problem. The name stands for CORporation EXIT. Like you know, we are outta here before they find out how much fucking oil is bleeding into the sea and destroying the ecosystem." Oh, Okay.
by PEARKAY June 4, 2010
When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass
a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”
“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.
“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.
“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.
a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”
“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.
“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.
“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.
by PEARKAY March 17, 2014