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Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.
Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...
by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013
Get the Shit a Brain mug.Pronounced the same as 'Martyr'.
An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".
Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".
An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".
Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".
Kaufman: Bill Maher is the man. The most truthful guy on TV. He is the truth.
Shell: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter.
Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too?
Kaufman: I have been for years.
Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr?
Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me?
Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.
Shell: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter.
Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too?
Kaufman: I have been for years.
Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr?
Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me?
Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.
by PDXJohnny99 May 3, 2013
Get the Maherter mug.1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy.
Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.
Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.
2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.
Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.
Stan: Fuck. Seriously???
Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.
3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.
Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.
Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.
Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.
2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.
Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.
Stan: Fuck. Seriously???
Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.
3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.
Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.
by pdxjohnny99 January 3, 2016
Get the Don't knock it 'til you rock it mug.Those who write, scribble, and draw in the sand, on a beach. Derived from the term 'tagging' in the graffiti/street art community.
Bowlie loved the shore. He was a sand tagger. Every time he took a trip to the beach he would jot down his name with a stick or even his foot...
Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.
Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.
Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.
Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.
by PDXJohnny99 April 23, 2013
Get the sand tagger mug.If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.
Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.
Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.
Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.
Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.
Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.
Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
by PDXJohnny99 June 25, 2013
Get the Decency Flush mug.Johnny lives in Portland because he loves loves loves the rain. It cheers him up. He is a rainiac.
Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.
Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.
by PDXJohnny99 June 1, 2013
Get the Rainiac mug.A male who loves the curvy females. One who adores BBW, ample butts, ample breasts, thick hips and thighs.
"These women are whole women, not half women. And its always a party when you're with them." - Johnny Kaufman
"These women are whole women, not half women. And its always a party when you're with them." - Johnny Kaufman
Benny is a curvy catcher. He always has been. He always will be. It is twice the thrill touching and holding the large, lovely ladies. It is twice the thrill making love to them. He loves the thick chicks by far.
When he passes a skeletal type on the street he always suggests she should eat a french fry.
When he passes a skeletal type on the street he always suggests she should eat a french fry.
by PDXJohnny99 April 24, 2013
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