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1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy.
Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.
Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.
2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.
Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.
Stan: Fuck. Seriously???
Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.
3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.
Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.
Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.
Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.
2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.
Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.
Stan: Fuck. Seriously???
Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.
3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.
Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.
by pdxjohnny99 January 3, 2016
Get the Don't knock it 'til you rock it mug.Pronounced the same as 'Martyr'.
An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".
Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".
An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".
Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".
Kaufman: Bill Maher is the man. The most truthful guy on TV. He is the truth.
Shell: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter.
Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too?
Kaufman: I have been for years.
Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr?
Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me?
Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.
Shell: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter.
Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too?
Kaufman: I have been for years.
Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr?
Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me?
Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.
by PDXJohnny99 May 3, 2013
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( o )( o ) is big breasts.
(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.
(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.
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/ / \ is doggy style.
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by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013
Get the eroticon mug.Artists that draw on sidewalks or other surfaces with chalk; either by children or credible street artists. Chalk art by children are random drawings for fun, but Chalk art by actual artists can be extremely detailed and there are various styles, competitions and 'battles' with chalk sidewalk artists, making it a respected medium; prominently in Tacoma Washington where battles (also known as chalk-offs) have become a weekly event in Frost Park for the last few years.
" Jeez, these Chalkies are getting annoying. Damn kids better clean this up."
"Wow, Spim is an amazing Chalkie! He won the chalk-off again three weeks in a row. Look at the fucking detail in his work... amazing."
"Wow, Spim is an amazing Chalkie! He won the chalk-off again three weeks in a row. Look at the fucking detail in his work... amazing."
by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013
Get the Chalkies mug.Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.
Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.
by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013
Get the As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop mug.Johnny lives in Portland because he loves loves loves the rain. It cheers him up. He is a rainiac.
Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.
Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.
by PDXJohnny99 June 1, 2013
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Micky: my doc put me on antidepressants... but it actually made me suicidal... so he put me on another kind and now don't give shit about anything... so now he thinks I need a different kind... I feel like a lab rat!
Mallory: Sounds like pill roulette to me.
Mallory: Sounds like pill roulette to me.
by PDXJohnny99 April 10, 2013
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