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Artists that draw on sidewalks or other surfaces with chalk; either by children or credible street artists. Chalk art by children are random drawings for fun, but Chalk art by actual artists can be extremely detailed and there are various styles, competitions and 'battles' with chalk sidewalk artists, making it a respected medium; prominently in Tacoma Washington where battles (also known as chalk-offs) have become a weekly event in Frost Park for the last few years.
" Jeez, these Chalkies are getting annoying. Damn kids better clean this up."
"Wow, Spim is an amazing Chalkie! He won the chalk-off again three weeks in a row. Look at the fucking detail in his work... amazing."
"Wow, Spim is an amazing Chalkie! He won the chalk-off again three weeks in a row. Look at the fucking detail in his work... amazing."
by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013
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She's got the need for seed.
She loves the Jerk Juice. The Cock Cream. The Tang. The Meat Mix. The Man Milk. The Boy Batter. The Load Launch. The Nut Butter. The Jizz Juice. The Salt Shake. The White Wash.
She's got the need for seed.
She loves the Jerk Juice. The Cock Cream. The Tang. The Meat Mix. The Man Milk. The Boy Batter. The Load Launch. The Nut Butter. The Jizz Juice. The Salt Shake. The White Wash.
by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013
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Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
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An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".
Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".
An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".
Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".
Kaufman: Bill Maher is the man. The most truthful guy on TV. He is the truth.
Shell: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter.
Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too?
Kaufman: I have been for years.
Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr?
Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me?
Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.
Shell: I wouldn't go that far.
Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter.
Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too?
Kaufman: I have been for years.
Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr?
Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me?
Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.
by PDXJohnny99 May 3, 2013
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Puppy: a young doggie, a spaz.
When you get an untrained puppy and the motherfucker goes completely batshit insane every waking moment.
Puppy: a young doggie, a spaz.
When you get an untrained puppy and the motherfucker goes completely batshit insane every waking moment.
Jaylene: oh... I'm so glad school is out. Let's watch tv.
BOOM!
Jane: what was that??
Jaylene: oh... my new puppy. Bouncing off a wall.... or the couch... or...
Jane: I haven't seen him yet...
Jaylene: Every minute or so he'll hit a wall and slide down. That's the best time to see him.
BAAMMM!
Jaylene: Puppy Parkour... what can I say?
Jane: What breed is he?
Jaylene: Part Chihuahua... part Pug.... part retard. He's a designer breed.
BOOM!
Jane: what was that??
Jaylene: oh... my new puppy. Bouncing off a wall.... or the couch... or...
Jane: I haven't seen him yet...
Jaylene: Every minute or so he'll hit a wall and slide down. That's the best time to see him.
BAAMMM!
Jaylene: Puppy Parkour... what can I say?
Jane: What breed is he?
Jaylene: Part Chihuahua... part Pug.... part retard. He's a designer breed.
by PDXJohnny99 April 28, 2013
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Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.
Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.
by PDXJohnny99 June 1, 2013
Get the Rainiac mug.If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.
Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.
Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.
Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.
Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.
Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.
Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
by PDXJohnny99 June 25, 2013
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