PDXJohnny99's definitions

Rainiac

Someone who absoulutely loves rainy or cloudy weather.

Johnny lives in Portland because he loves loves loves the rain. It cheers him up. He is a rainiac.

Extreme rainiacs sit in the shower with an umbrella when rainy season is over.

by PDXJohnny99 June 1, 2013

Dirt Dumb

Basically, the dumbest of the dumbest. Dumb as dirt.

Loyd is dirt dumb. He dropped his toilet paper roll in the toilet and put it in the microwave to dry it and burned the entire goddamn trailer park down. Dirt dumb.

by pdxjohnny99 March 27, 2016

As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop

Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.

Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.

by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013

Board Walker

Nickname for fans of the incredible HBO series Boardwalk Empire

Johnny: Boardwalk Empire is the most unpredicatable and most boldly written drama of the century! I am a Board WALKER!!
Dee: Well... our century is rather new...
Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG!
Dee: uh...
Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence....
Dee: zzzzzzzzzzz

by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013

Romzoms

RomZoms is short for Romero Zombies. The films, shows, books or any media regarding the post-Night of the Living Dead/ George Romero type zombie subgenre. These zombies shuffle slowly, groan, feast on human guts and animals... and DO NOT SPRINT LIKE THEYRE TRYING OUT FOR FUCKING TRACK AND FIELD!

Not to be confused with pre-Romero voodoo zombies either... a defining factor is voodoo zombies don't eat people alive.

Brandon: Look at these zombies running faster than this physically fit guy.
Brent: Well... they're not Romzoms. So who cares?
Brandon: But their tendons are ripped, they can barely function mentally, how... HOW??
Brent: They're just not Romzoms. No need to even compare.
Brandon: You're right, bro... Romzoms will always rule. Romero is the king.

by PDXJohnny99 April 12, 2013

Chalkies

Artists that draw on sidewalks or other surfaces with chalk; either by children or credible street artists. Chalk art by children are random drawings for fun, but Chalk art by actual artists can be extremely detailed and there are various styles, competitions and 'battles' with chalk sidewalk artists, making it a respected medium; prominently in Tacoma Washington where battles (also known as chalk-offs) have become a weekly event in Frost Park for the last few years.

" Jeez, these Chalkies are getting annoying. Damn kids better clean this up."

"Wow, Spim is an amazing Chalkie! He won the chalk-off again three weeks in a row. Look at the fucking detail in his work... amazing."

by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013

eroticon

An emoticon that doesn't resemble emotions of any sort, but erotica... or graphic dirty sex smut.

Here are some examples of filthy eroticons....

( o )( o ) is big breasts.

(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.

(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.

O
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/ /   \  is doggy style.

O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.

by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013