P.A.'s definitions

worm

v. The act of pursuing chicks that are knowingly claimed by other dudes.

Hurry up and let's get over to the party before those other dudes worm our chicks.

by P.A. December 21, 2004

march madness

A marketing gimmick created by media companies and advertisers to boost ratings/sales. Nobody cares about college basketball during the regular season, then suddenly everyone on CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX is talking about the tournament. It's all hype, designed so that people will get hooked from the start, then watch til the Final Four and the final winner.

Dude #1: March Madness Baby! March Madness Baby!

Dude #2: Shut up dumbass, I'm trying to watch the Rockets game.

by P.A. March 16, 2005

shem

1. Male whose style consists of a shaved and usually dyed and spiky haircut with earrings and comes in one of two forms...

large muscles with tight shirts

skinny with oversized baggy shirts

2. Shaved Hairstyled Earringed Male

This party is a shem fest, let's bail.

by P.A. January 23, 2005

mtv2

Marketing Television Too!

MTV's brand for viewers with slightly higher IQs. Through filler and commercials, somehow manages to stretch appx. 5 hours worth of programming into a 24 hour period. With the ailing economy and with Viacom's financial losses, MTV Networks formats this way in order to save money.

I better hurry up and watch MTV2 now before they change the format to Newlyweds 24 hours a day.

by P.A. March 24, 2005

00s

The decade following the 1990s, currently in progress, and on course to becoming one of the worst, most meaningless and culturally empty decades in American history.

I'm so glad I graduated from high school in the 1990s and not the 00s.

by P.A. August 10, 2005

not

A word people used to say in the early 90s made popular by the movie Wayne's World. It means "not really" or "we were just kidding".

I got struck by lightning while I was rollerblading today. Not!

by P.A. July 31, 2005

worm

n. a SoCal dude who selfishly pursues chicks, even after having known that the chicks have already been claimed by a certain guy or guys.

That dude just wormed our chicks. What are we gonna do now?

by P.A. December 21, 2004