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liberal

Somehow very misconstrued in the American politic system because liberalism at least in the original sense despised government intervention (aka handouts) and various other modern day tenets of liberalism in the US. They believe in individual freedoms, laisse-faire economics, property rights, and limited government. The closest to true liberalism that you will get in the US is probably liberatiarinism but there are still some differences there.
If you want to see true liberals read Adam Smith, Voltaire, or Tom Paine.
by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008
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saab

A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.
A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4
by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008
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du hast mesh

Not as the dude above described unless you had a lisp. The real equivilant of "you hate me" is "du hasst mich".
Rammstein: Du hast mesh! Mein Sprache ist nicht sehr gut weil ich nur im Mund geschlagen wurde.
by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007
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Moon pig

A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,

A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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Smurf

An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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hulk out

Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.
by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008
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