P. Kaltenbach's definitions
A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.
by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008
Get the saabmug. Not as the dude above described unless you had a lisp. The real equivilant of "you hate me" is "du hasst mich".
by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007
Get the du hast meshmug. A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,
A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the Moon pigmug. An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the The Great Smurf Warsmug. Winner of the 1995 North American Fireworks prize for most impressive show of pyrotechnics in a public setting.
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
Get the timothy mcveighmug. A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.
Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007
Get the gutter trampmug. Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.
by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008
Get the hulk outmug.