P. Kaltenbach's definitions

Pimp

A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of.

That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

liberal

Somehow very misconstrued in the American politic system because liberalism at least in the original sense despised government intervention (aka handouts) and various other modern day tenets of liberalism in the US. They believe in individual freedoms, laisse-faire economics, property rights, and limited government. The closest to true liberalism that you will get in the US is probably liberatiarinism but there are still some differences there.

If you want to see true liberals read Adam Smith, Voltaire, or Tom Paine.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008

rofl copter commander

A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.

Chad Goding is the original rofl copter commander.

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

saab

A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.

A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

Skull and Bones

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

hulk out

See Columbine shooting

Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008