P. Kaltenbach's definitions

CRAP

Quite literally the acronym for an elite special forces unit in France (Commando de Reconnaissance et d'Action en Profondeur), which is pretty ironic.

CRAP are especially adapted to war in that they retreat indefinetly instead of outright surrendering. This makes them the best of the best in France

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

cursive

A totally useless ancient form of writing used to promote elementary teacher laziness and the 8 hour school day.

Elementary school students believe that cursive will be used all their lives and that desks will protect them from nuclear fallout, knaves.

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

gutter tramp

A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.

Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007

saab

A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.

A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.

1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008

hulk out

See Columbine shooting

Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008

Skull and Bones

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008