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The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the Smurf-Contra Affair mug.A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.
Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007
Get the gutter tramp mug.Someone who can sustain several concussions and still manage to go to the pub after running for 80 minutes while tackling men that look like they have taken steroids since 3. Also, known for their ability to engage in sex for long periods of time and pleasure their partners to the utmost.
The team of ruggers went to the bar after playing in 105 degree weather while being practically beat up and pleased the entire 18-25 year old female population of Sweden.
by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008
Get the rugger mug.An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the Smurf mug.An acronym for George Bush's Weather Machine. It is commonly believed by Kayne West and others of his ilk that he unleashed this against the black folk of Louisana and that it could not have been the squandering of money, political corruption, or the local/state levels of government not requesting help from the federal level (no that would be too obvious) that could have caused the widespread flooding.
Kayne West: GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE!
Me: What did he use the GBWM? Well, I guess people shouldn't live in Sodom when it is positioned beneath a shaky ass levy.
Me: What did he use the GBWM? Well, I guess people shouldn't live in Sodom when it is positioned beneath a shaky ass levy.
by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008
Get the GBWM mug.Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.
by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008
Get the hulk out mug.A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.
by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008
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