P. Kaltenbach's definitions

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

rofl copter commander

A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.

Chad Goding is the original rofl copter commander.

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

454

An engine that has a displacement of 454 cubic inches. Scary as hell because of all the horsepower one usually packs. Sounds kind of what I imagine a tar pit would at idle (blub blub blub)

Mike: This impala doesn't look too bad.
Me (pulling up the hood): HOLY GOD! He's got a 454 does this dude wanna tear up his transmission.

by P. Kaltenbach March 18, 2007

rofl

Revolutionary Offensive for French Liberalism denotes a funny situation becuse such a group if they did exist would be utterly useless and ineffective despite their impressive name.

The ROFL is not an elite guerilla squad just a bunch of pansies with a flag...a white one at that! ROFL

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

hulk out

See Columbine shooting

Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008

Skull and Bones

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

gutter tramp

A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.

Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007