P. Kaltenbach's definitions

gutter tramp

A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.

Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007

saab

A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.

A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

Skull and Bones

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

CRAP

Quite literally the acronym for an elite special forces unit in France (Commando de Reconnaissance et d'Action en Profondeur), which is pretty ironic.

CRAP are especially adapted to war in that they retreat indefinetly instead of outright surrendering. This makes them the best of the best in France

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

rofl

Revolutionary Offensive for French Liberalism denotes a funny situation becuse such a group if they did exist would be utterly useless and ineffective despite their impressive name.

The ROFL is not an elite guerilla squad just a bunch of pansies with a flag...a white one at that! ROFL

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

hulk out

See Columbine shooting

Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008

Smurf

An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.

The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008