P. Kaltenbach's definitions

gutter tramp

A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.

Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007

Reign of Terror

A historical period of suppression of suspected royalists and Girondists by the left thinking revolutionists of the day. Some estimates of up to 40,000 people killed are speculated.

Frenchman 1: We need to get rid of the counter-revs!
Frenchman 2: Lets grab that little girl and behead her I think we won't have to surrender to her because she's French too!
Frenchman 1: Oui. Let us proceed with our Reign of Terror.

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

cursive

A totally useless ancient form of writing used to promote elementary teacher laziness and the 8 hour school day.

Elementary school students believe that cursive will be used all their lives and that desks will protect them from nuclear fallout, knaves.

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

timothy mcveigh

Winner of the 1995 North American Fireworks prize for most impressive show of pyrotechnics in a public setting.

Announcer: Annnnndd...Yes...its Timothy McVeigh is the winner of this years trophy. Congrats.

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

hulk out

See Columbine shooting

Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008

Skull and Bones

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008