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The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
Get the Marine Force Recon mug.People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)
Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
by P. Kaltenbach March 19, 2007
Get the Dan Quayle mug.A virtual non-existant condition in the US since 99.9% of its citizens have access to shelter, food, and safe drinking water.
The welfare recipient complained about his poverty while watching his T.V. and enjoying microwaved taquitos. He had no idea of the abyssmal conditions elsewhere.
by P. Kaltenbach July 1, 2008
Get the Poverty mug.Someone who can sustain several concussions and still manage to go to the pub after running for 80 minutes while tackling men that look like they have taken steroids since 3. Also, known for their ability to engage in sex for long periods of time and pleasure their partners to the utmost.
The team of ruggers went to the bar after playing in 105 degree weather while being practically beat up and pleased the entire 18-25 year old female population of Sweden.
by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008
Get the rugger mug.An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
Get the Smurf mug.An enormous inefficent bureaucracy that saps the U.S. money and time. Easily corruptible with nepotism, simony, and fraud that is rampant. Has proven not to prevent anything and is slow in reacting to any situation. The point of the U.N. is to stop war however just ends up dragging a shit load more troops to war (i.e. Korea) if they ever decide to go. If they don't feel like committing then a disobeitiant country can usually do whatever it feels like.
The UN decided to bicker for three years about various genocides hundreds of thousands died in the meantime, millions displaced, and plenty of money wasted. In short, the UN should be scraped as a governing body.
by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007
Get the UN mug.A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)
France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).
by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007
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