P. Kaltenbach's definitions

Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.

Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008

454

An engine that has a displacement of 454 cubic inches. Scary as hell because of all the horsepower one usually packs. Sounds kind of what I imagine a tar pit would at idle (blub blub blub)

Mike: This impala doesn't look too bad.
Me (pulling up the hood): HOLY GOD! He's got a 454 does this dude wanna tear up his transmission.

by P. Kaltenbach March 18, 2007

france

A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)

France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).

by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007

look at it

A phrase a male uses when he is heavily intoxicated and wants to get a female's attention whilst whipping out his penis. Or in the case of pulling a look at it is just whipping out your penis whatever the situation.

Nathanial: Hey, Phil why don't you tell everyone the time you said, "LOOK AT IT".

Dude 1: So you pulled a look at it in the church?!?!?
Dude 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007

Dan Quayle

People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)

Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.

by P. Kaltenbach March 19, 2007

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

liberal

Somehow very misconstrued in the American politic system because liberalism at least in the original sense despised government intervention (aka handouts) and various other modern day tenets of liberalism in the US. They believe in individual freedoms, laisse-faire economics, property rights, and limited government. The closest to true liberalism that you will get in the US is probably liberatiarinism but there are still some differences there.

If you want to see true liberals read Adam Smith, Voltaire, or Tom Paine.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008