P. Kaltenbach's definitions

The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

Pimp

A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of.

That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

UN

An enormous inefficent bureaucracy that saps the U.S. money and time. Easily corruptible with nepotism, simony, and fraud that is rampant. Has proven not to prevent anything and is slow in reacting to any situation. The point of the U.N. is to stop war however just ends up dragging a shit load more troops to war (i.e. Korea) if they ever decide to go. If they don't feel like committing then a disobeitiant country can usually do whatever it feels like.

The UN decided to bicker for three years about various genocides hundreds of thousands died in the meantime, millions displaced, and plenty of money wasted. In short, the UN should be scraped as a governing body.

by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007

454

An engine that has a displacement of 454 cubic inches. Scary as hell because of all the horsepower one usually packs. Sounds kind of what I imagine a tar pit would at idle (blub blub blub)

Mike: This impala doesn't look too bad.
Me (pulling up the hood): HOLY GOD! He's got a 454 does this dude wanna tear up his transmission.

by P. Kaltenbach March 18, 2007

Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.

Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008

france

A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)

France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).

by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007

look at it

A phrase a male uses when he is heavily intoxicated and wants to get a female's attention whilst whipping out his penis. Or in the case of pulling a look at it is just whipping out your penis whatever the situation.

Nathanial: Hey, Phil why don't you tell everyone the time you said, "LOOK AT IT".

Dude 1: So you pulled a look at it in the church?!?!?
Dude 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007