P's definitions

cockblocker

A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all cock directed at friend. the ugly bitch.

Susan stopped me from fucking helen because she was 'too close'

by p March 30, 2003

majella

a kappa wearing wee slut with a whole lot of attitude and about fifty bobbles in her hair and caked in orange make-up.

usual accessories are cigarettes, large circular dangly ear-rings, and a baby in her early teens, the father of which is an eternal mystery.

usually in every city but by different names, this refers to those in derry, ireland, mainly from the bog and galliagh areas amongst others.

oh my God that wee slut has slept with half the city, and shes wearing that tracky again, majella!

are ye fuckin startin, hi?!

whaddaboutye? hi!

by p November 15, 2003

smot

Slang for pot/cannabis. Derived from the expression to 'poke smot.'

Got any smot?

by P June 3, 2004

fuckered

When a half hour ago was too much, but yet the 'E', speed, 8 ball, five uppers, a case of beer, three bottles of vodka, and a few good spliffs stop by. Then maybe later down a few shrooms. At the end of this you will be fuckered for sure. If you don't understand what this is, then maybe you should stay that way. If you are still confused by this term- just read any work by the late great Hunter S Thompson. Yes folks, not all white motherfuckers grew up lame...

Man, I'm so fuckered right now... Pass the spliff...

by P April 7, 2005

Tycu

-Person who has leetness written all over him. Extreme succesfull in anything he does. A lot of people would kill themselves to be him.
-Nerd-hater
-Flame-God
-...

-I'd love to be Tycu
-Man you're so Tycu (=man you're cool)

by P August 8, 2004

mojo

your sex appeal, the magic you posses over the opposite sex, the way you present yourself

Baby, work your mojo tonight!

by p January 14, 2004

hippopotabeast

An alternative description for very large/fat ugly people, who wear 'Moo-Moos'. They like to hang out at thehippodrome.

do you really need one? See episode of The Simpsons when Homer is so fat he needs to wear a Moo-Moo. Homer is in this case a Hippopotabeast

by p January 11, 2006