P'tainz's definitions

Lamp Kloon

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.

1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.

by P'tainz January 28, 2013

lil' puss

1. (noun) A weakling or a meek individual; one perceived as being weak either in physical prowess or character

syn.: fairy, pussy, faggot, pansy, sissy

2. (noun) A term of endearment, normally used to address either a young child or an intimate female friend by a male person

syn.: dear, sweetie, honey, lovey, bitts

1. "That bitch won't stop cryin'. Damn, he ain't nothin' but a lil' puss."

2. "Hey, lovey. You're my sweet lil' puss.

by P'tainz January 23, 2013

Grunt

1. (v.) defecate, crap, poop (grunts, grunted)

2. (n.) crap, poop, turd

syn: poop (n.,v.); log, load (n.)

1. I grunted after the big lunch.

2. Byrne left a big grunt in the can.

by P'tainz May 9, 2019

klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.

"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"

by P'tainz February 6, 2014

nuss

testicles (slang: balls, nuts); a pronunciation of "nuts" normally uttered by bummish, slack-jawed or gluttonously relaxed individuals, thus the omission of the "t" sound, which is deemed not worth the effort to enunciate.

syn.: baws

After sucking in the last hit from his bong, sprawled across the couch, glassy-eyed Swain told Horse, "C'mon over here an' sugg my nuss."

by P'tainz January 27, 2013

pount pount

(exc.) a partly dialectical derivative of "wount" which is also partly derivative in meaning; as with "wount," it has no precise or definable meaning but normally is used as an exclamatory remark to express a variety of emotions; different from "wount," however, which traditionally is used to symbolize the poking of one's gut, "pount pount" is most frequently used as a greeting among friends, often spoken as one hand makes a general, sometimes indistinguishable up-down movement nearly behind but just to the right or left (depending on which hand is used) of the speaker's head as the other hand is vaguely held forward in either a general and lazy pointing fashion or in a vague hand-shaking type of posture; suitable to be spoken in either an energetic and happy tone or a deadpan, expressionless fashion

It had been a long time since they had seen each other, yet as Roof crossed the terminal, Swain approached him and with an expressionless face said, "Pount pount."

Bainz, certain that he heard footsteps, turned around and found Byrne, whose right hand was just to the left of his own head, the other extended, saying "Pount pount!"

by P'tainz February 12, 2013

rut tut tut

1. Textual sound made by a drummer in a children's book published in early 1970s with interesting psuedo-psychadelic pictures.

2. Short smooth wooden stick or pole, 2.5 to 3 inches in length, approximately a half-inch in diamter, painted in red and black swirl stripes, like the pattern of a common candy-cane, with no particular use.

3. The beginning of a childishly humorous phrase often voiced by young gradeschool-aged children, which procedes "... I found my butt inside of a liberty gut."

Rut tut tut, I found my butt inside of a liberty gut.

by P'tainz January 25, 2013