rut tut tut

1. Textual sound made by a drummer in a children's book published in early 1970s with interesting psuedo-psychadelic pictures.

2. Short smooth wooden stick or pole, 2.5 to 3 inches in length, approximately a half-inch in diamter, painted in red and black swirl stripes, like the pattern of a common candy-cane, with no particular use.

3. The beginning of a childishly humorous phrase often voiced by young gradeschool-aged children, which procedes "... I found my butt inside of a liberty gut."
Rut tut tut, I found my butt inside of a liberty gut.
by P'tainz January 25, 2013
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oss

1. Posterior, buttocks, ass

(An intentional or unintentional mispronunciation of "ass." Derived from a slackish or lazy way of saying "ass," in which the "a" sound is more difficult than the easier-to-articulate long "o" sound.
Often misunderstood as a German pronunciation of "ass," due to the long "o" rather than "a" sound.
Often confused with the acronym OSS, Official of Strategic Services.
Believed to have been orginated in northeastern Nebraska by a number of smalltown youths indulgin in alcohol.)
You best watch you'self or I'm gonna kick your oss.
by P'tainz June 30, 2011
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Circular Argument

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.
Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!
by P'tainz August 18, 2013
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Zugg my gogg

1. Unintentional enunciation of "Suck my cock" spoken by a male in the throes of amorous passion, thus the guttural, heavy tone and pronunciation. The command or suggestion made by a male to his female partner, "Suck my cock," as enunciated when lying on his back and feeling viscerally amorous. Often spoken when the male perceives he will be mounted and wishes to first be blown or, when making out, realizes his partner does not have blowing on her mind. (Research shows "Zugg my gogg" to be one of the most frequently spoken phrases during foreplay.)

2. Unintentional enunciation of "Suck my cock" spoken by a male whose nose is markedly plugged up, often due to allergies, a cold, or the flu. The command or suggestion made by a nasally stuffed-up male to his female partner, "Suck my cock," as enunciated when lying on his back and feeling viscerally amorous. Often spoken when the congested male perceives he will be mounted and wishes to first be blown or, when making out, realizes his partner does not have blowing on her mind. (Def. 2 is not as commonly recognized as Def. 1 and is less frequently spoken; some speculate this is due to the relatively low likelihood of a guy who is ailing from a cold, a sinus infection, or allergies requesting a blow from his partner.)
1. He had been squeezing her ass for so long as she kissed his neck and stoked his cobb through his jeans that he finally could not stand it a moment longer and uttered, 'Zugg my gogg.'

2. Though he had been laid up for days in bed with the flu, when Sarah came in and began to undress, bending to pick up her shoes off the floor, Craig, feeling intensely randy despite his illness, pleaded nasally to his wife, 'Ah yeah, zugg my gogg.'
by P'tainz September 18, 2013
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Heminway

A term used to desribe someone who is a writer, though more frequently someone who fashions him/herself a writer but really isn't, or is not a very good one; derived from the name Ernest Hemingway, famed American novelist and story writer, but with the "g" removed to give it a colliquial informal feel, suggesting its ironic nature.
Ol' Heminway over there is writing all the time; too bad it's all drivel! That schmuck thinks he's going to be the next great novelist.
by P'tainz October 07, 2010
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donk

1. (adj.) unintentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" (when used as an adjective, inappropriate for usage as a verb), normally because the inebriated person is unable to correctly pronounce the appropriate word

2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
1. As I stumbled into the backseat, I reached for another Milwaukee's Best and said to Roof, "Shi-att, Bainz is so donk!"

2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
by P'tainz January 23, 2013
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cobb

Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.
by P'tainz October 07, 2010
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